^ This
tis a better version! And works with the actions too!
( first inch is the worst! its spelt c.u.n.t., Thu 9 Aug 2007, 15:15, archived)

There were other verses too
But I can't remember them
( Mrs Trellis has her two Misses Trellises at home :), Thu 9 Aug 2007, 15:17, archived)

I meant to ask earlier,
how is my leather clad sidekick wench this fine day?
( The Great Architect We have a REALLY big Computer, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 15:18, archived)

Generally pissed off with all and sundry
But that's just me - how are you?
( Mrs Trellis has her two Misses Trellises at home :), Thu 9 Aug 2007, 15:24, archived)