From the If Song Lyrics Were Literally True challenge. See all 784 entries (closed)

( Mstandot Trying to worm his way back in, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 23:06, archived)

One of the few things he's said
that I actually believe.
( mofaha, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 23:08, archived)

could she be
his mother? Or his father. I'm confused.
(SignalFailure, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 23:12, archived)

Looks like she hit him in the face
with a tennis raquet
(Bogbean, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 23:13, archived)