Showing my age here !


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(delboyonline Dale Winton, You're So Big!, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 23:36, archived)

elton john?

( Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 23:36, archived)

Is he not allowed to fuck the sun?

( mediocre FISTING FULL THROTTLE, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 23:36, archived)

You're
on the right lines !
(delboyonline Dale Winton, You're So Big!, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 23:37, archived)

I won't let the sun suck on my cock?

( mediocre FISTING FULL THROTTLE, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 23:38, archived)

Very Close !!!!
!!!!
(delboyonline Dale Winton, You're So Big!, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 23:38, archived)

Haha, I got it.
ROCKET MAAAAANN
( mofaha, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 23:38, archived)

I won't let the sun become all small and shit and violate my penis
by Nik Kershaw
( mediocre FISTING FULL THROTTLE, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 23:39, archived)

Ah
the thinking man's Rick Astley
( mofaha, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 23:40, archived)

I thought it was a muffin!

( Mstandot Trying to worm his way back in, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 23:38, archived)

That's a mistake you don't want to make too often

( mediocre FISTING FULL THROTTLE, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 23:39, archived)

Why did she order a muffin?
;)
( Mstandot Trying to worm his way back in, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 23:42, archived)

She was hungry

duh!
( mediocre FISTING FULL THROTTLE, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 23:43, archived)

Not for long though,
it's as big as the sun!!!!!!!
( Mstandot Trying to worm his way back in, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 23:44, archived)

This is the exact reason why she had it delivered

( mediocre FISTING FULL THROTTLE, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 23:45, archived)

Not for long though,
it's as big as the sun!!!!!!!LOLORZ!!!!

Edit:WTF twice!!!!
Straaaaange!
( Mstandot Trying to worm his way back in, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 23:45, archived)

O_o

( mediocre FISTING FULL THROTTLE, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 23:47, archived)

I must've cancelled too late,
to add the "LOLORZ"

/sticks to edit next time
( Mstandot Trying to worm his way back in, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 23:50, archived)

"don't let your son go down on me" ?

( SkUG updated your profile, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 23:38, archived)

Dont let your son go down on wierd looking men in motel rooms

( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 9 Aug 2007, 23:38, archived)

Manley after a shave?

( Mstandot Trying to worm his way back in, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 23:39, archived)

Thats who it is!

( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 9 Aug 2007, 23:46, archived)

!
LOL
(delboyonline Dale Winton, You're So Big!, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 23:40, archived)

Is it...
Starfuckers? NIN? :D
(hotrodzombie, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:47, archived)