What a waste of a perfectly good baby seal...
it could have made a lovely coat
(Kimbo has farted., Mon 3 Feb 2003, 0:47, archived)

now thank's to the oil
it can make 4 coats of paint for your car.
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 3 Feb 2003, 0:53, archived)