A timeless prodigy classic


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( c_kick after the tone, the date is, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 9:25, archived)

spang whack spang whack ect.
woo!
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 9:25, archived)

She looks pretty OK with the whole ordeal though.
And a woo and a 'ningles all.
( riverghost Full on. Robot. Chubby!, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 9:32, archived)

'ning ghostie
good weekend?
( Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 9:39, archived)

Yup cheersy
had a couple of BBQs and the odd beer of three. You?
( riverghost Full on. Robot. Chubby!, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 9:44, archived)

sounds good.
i had my stag night on saturday night.
i got 4 lapdances!
al paid for by my mates
=D
( Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 9:50, archived)

What?
Ickle diddy peeps that dance on your laps? Coolies!
( riverghost Full on. Robot. Chubby!, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 9:55, archived)

o_O
yeah, little tiny ladies that do dances such as the
macarena, birdie song dance, slosh and many more
all on your lap
( Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 9:57, archived)

Your stag night?
Have I missed something here Minky boy?
( Mrs Trellis has her two Misses Trellises at home :), Mon 13 Aug 2007, 9:59, archived)

yes
i had a stag night.
where were you?
didn't you get my invite?
( Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:00, archived)

I didn't get an invite, no!
And was it yours or were you attending a friend's?
( Mrs Trellis has her two Misses Trellises at home :), Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:03, archived)

'twas mine
i am getting married in two weeks from friday
( Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:18, archived)

happy weddy day

(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:37, archived)

Spang my bitch up!
Woo!
( pzyko vs the truth about electric can opener reviews, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 9:27, archived)

God that would have been one hell of a music video!

( riverghost Full on. Robot. Chubby!, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 9:36, archived)

Arf
Where can I get a woopan?
( The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 9:28, archived)

whoopin' ?

( pzyko vs the truth about electric can opener reviews, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 9:29, archived)

or a yay bat
for that matter

*wonders*
( c_kick after the tone, the date is, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 9:29, archived)

and a Yaybat
or possibly some mindpiss
( Mighty Nibus SHUT UP YOU NOISY FUCKING GREEKS, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 9:31, archived)

Yeah aisle four
Next to the yaybats.
( riverghost Full on. Robot. Chubby!, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 9:38, archived)

Ooh, it's canned!

( The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 9:41, archived)

Yeah, it got into the booze section last night:D
*ba dum tish*
( riverghost Full on. Robot. Chubby!, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 9:44, archived)

*readies lobbing tomatoes*

( Mrs Trellis has her two Misses Trellises at home :), Mon 13 Aug 2007, 9:46, archived)

here you go
*loans catapult*
( Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 9:54, archived)

HA!
I yam wearing my anti catapulted tomato bat belt!
( riverghost Full on. Robot. Chubby!, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 9:59, archived)

he he he, nice one!

( The Great Architect, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 9:29, archived)

'Ning Archie
Good weekend?
( Mrs Trellis has her two Misses Trellises at home :), Mon 13 Aug 2007, 9:48, archived)

you should know ;)
/actually, yeah, not too bad thanks :)
( The Great Architect, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:08, archived)

That's strangely mesmerising
and deserving of a Woo.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 9:30, archived)

:D

( XLVII can't see any images hosted on b3ta server :(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 9:31, archived)

Beat my labrador with assorted instruments?
That's the dub track on the flip side of the Poison re-release isn't it?

/git blog
( A Vagabond , a bovine masturbation century, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 9:36, archived)

actually the track was called
Discipline my Golden Retriever with one quality frying pan and a wooden bat, bitch
( c_kick after the tone, the date is, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 9:39, archived)

haha!
Here's a throw-away little animation I did that doesn't need it's own thread:


( hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 9:42, archived)

Oooh, hypnotic!

( Mrs Trellis has her two Misses Trellises at home :), Mon 13 Aug 2007, 9:42, archived)

ahaha
magic
( new_matt, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 9:47, archived)

this is a high quality item

( - D - Let it Beard, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:29, archived)

I object
You are clearly smacking that bitch in a downward and sideward manner
( Manic declared war on Old Media, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 14:59, archived)

touche

( c_kick after the tone, the date is, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 15:25, archived)

Ha ha!
for the punnage and woo for the rubber dog!
( mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 20:10, archived)