Beautiful ladies in danger...


From the If Song Lyrics Were Literally True challenge. See all 784 entries (closed)

( Afinkawan is reminding people he exists before the bash, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:59, archived)

Hahahaha
That's bloody scary. I'm not familiar with Chris de Burgh's discography, so I don't know the song.

The picture's very woo though :D
( in vino veritas, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 11:01, archived)

i think it was a bill bailey parody song
and it was amusing (cosmic jam or bewilderness)
( mictoboy, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 11:04, archived)

Bewilderness, I believe
It's not Cosmic Jam.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 11:06, archived)

fair enough
i've got both, so i get confused
( mictoboy, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 11:11, archived)

I've watched all three so many times now, I can't remember either.
I just know It's not on Cosmic Jam.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 11:16, archived)

speaking of comedy music
i couldn't find corky and the juice pigs in hmv or virgin =(
( Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 11:07, archived)

yeah, you probably won't
try google for clips
the various members now have their own stand up careers
( mictoboy, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 11:10, archived)

ok cheers
they do have cds out though don't they?
maybe amazon's a better bet
( Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 11:12, archived)

no idea
good luck, if you find anything, let me know
( mictoboy, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 11:26, archived)

Chris de Burgh's Discography...
Possession of Criminal Records...

bwuahahahahahahaha!*


* not funny blog
( hubare XBOX Gamer tag: hubare | http://twitter.com/hubare, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 11:09, archived)

Bill Bailey song called Beautiful Ladies in Danger.
Beautiful ladies in danger,
Danger all round the world,
But I will protect them
Because I am Chris de Burgh,
Beautiful ladies in emergency situations.

Beautiful ladies are lovely
but sometimes they don't take care,
They're too busy with their makeup
or combing their lovely hair,
to take basic safety precautions.

But I will protect them,
I will save the pretty ones,
with their smiles and their sparkling eyes,
but let the ugly ones die

For I have no place for them,
in my new world order,
I won't waste my seed on hideous trolls,

Kill, kill, kill, kill,
Kill the trolls,
Hunt them down, there shall be no clemency.

Kill, kill, kill, kill,
Kill the trolls,
look under the bridges, that's where they hide.

And beauty,
shall be my bride.
( Afinkawan is reminding people he exists before the bash, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 11:31, archived)

I do love this!
I like the "sparrow hitting a milkbottle" sound
( Guff McFlange has a new sig, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 11:57, archived)

*scratches head*
this sort of compo thing is too much for my small brain....

nice pic though!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 11:03, archived)

Isn't that Bill bailey's song?
That's most woo
( Joe Scaramanga and the Tiny Jack the Ripper Trio, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 11:03, archived)

I thought that

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 11:05, archived)

euch!
plummeting to certain death off a big building has it's charms...
( i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 11:04, archived)

Beautiful ladies in stressful situations
they're too busy being lovely
to take basic safety precautions
( chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 11:07, archived)

Good shopping.
But comedy music needs to be shot. Twice.
( A Vagabond , a bovine masturbation century, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 11:17, archived)

Ah shaddapaya face

( Steppenwilf wir glauben an nichts, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 11:21, archived)

I'm going to
tell Flanders & Swann you said that.
( Afinkawan is reminding people he exists before the bash, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 11:29, archived)

I'd normally agree
but Bill Bailey is a genius.
( chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 11:33, archived)

huzzah!

(rjmrjm, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 11:19, archived)

lady in red

(Mrcheeze (.)(.), Mon 13 Aug 2007, 11:53, archived)