U2 Worst Lyrics Ever

"There's an insect In your ear If you scratch It won't disappear"
U2's Staring at the Sun

From the If Song Lyrics Were Literally True challenge. See all 784 entries (closed)

( sutton a non-prophet organization!, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:06, archived)

*confused*

( Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:07, archived)

DOT COM!
Yeah lully though:)
( riverghost I never forgive id=60692,84237!!!, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:08, archived)

My elelphant has no trunk?
noons!
( Gruffi Savalas This user is under construction, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:07, archived)

TERRIBLE!!1!
lololololol
( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:09, archived)

How does he take his luggage on holiday?

( riverghost I never forgive id=60692,84237!!!, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:11, archived)

he makes charlie carry it.

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:12, archived)

Yeah but he got done last time at the airport
for carrying charlie:D
( riverghost I never forgive id=60692,84237!!!, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:19, archived)

How do his trees stay upright?

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:11, archived)

How does he remember stuff?

( Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:15, archived)

My ear canal is bleeding!
confused but liking the animation.
( Your watch is quickly ticking towards 5K, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:08, archived)

Scratch my face
Until my ears bleed?
( head-doctor ololololo, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:08, archived)

Excuse me chaps & chapets,
Where would I find the best hosting of futurama?
In particular season 3 eppisode 1 (well, that was the one recommended to us)
thankyou.
Edit: & Woo! to the anim BTW!
( Sir Pigeon Nipples ... Hitler invented rice ..., Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:10, archived)

what what whhhhaaaaa
oh no you did not just ....

google ..... torrents... duhh
( sutton a non-prophet organization!, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:11, archived)

google is useless for proper free screening!
there used to be a place called "youtvpc.com" I suported and nurtered their development as they slowly upgraded their website and then BANG!
Banner ads and a fee to join!
Cunts.
Fucking " reel in" fatherfuckers.
( Sir Pigeon Nipples ... Hitler invented rice ..., Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:15, archived)

meh
I just have 6 TBs of every TV show/film deemed good so i just torrent DL then yay
( sutton a non-prophet organization!, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:17, archived)

'ning Pigeon

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:12, archived)

Ning PD!
I trust you are resting well and behaving yourself?*
( Sir Pigeon Nipples ... Hitler invented rice ..., Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:17, archived)

this might help.
www.tv-links.co.uk
( Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:12, archived)

And here I was expecting Deagnosti!
Thanks moit!
*may not be back for a while*
(me & wifey time).
No, we do not get off to cartoons. But we do enjoy having a laugh together.
(not directed at you Mr.Ons, Just the rest of the potential smart arses here that I love so much;)
( Sir Pigeon Nipples ... Hitler invented rice ..., Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:21, archived)

I'd imagine it'd stream from www.tv-links.co.uk

( riverghost I never forgive id=60692,84237!!!, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:19, archived)

If you don't mind downloading the whole season
try scrapetorrent.com
( gronkpan http://bit.ly/8ANAej, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:21, archived)

or just
un tick what eps you dont want .....
( sutton a non-prophet organization!, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:28, archived)

you are a legend gronk.
Any word on the dates for Qld Vs. here yet?
( Sir Pigeon Nipples ... Hitler invented rice ..., Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:28, archived)

Not yet.
I'll call him up and let him know not to hold it on that weekend, I'm all set for bogantasia.
( gronkpan http://bit.ly/8ANAej, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:40, archived)

Hahahahahaaa!
you better!*
* this bogan anouncement proudly brought to you by "grants"+ scotch whisky.
+(grant is a cunt & he did not deserve it anyway)

( Sir Pigeon Nipples ... Hitler invented rice ..., Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:48, archived)