G'day mates...


From the If Song Lyrics Were Literally True challenge. See all 784 entries (closed)

( Ninj Skol 9% ABV FTW, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:35, archived)

Is that the cover of "Deepthroat 7"?

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:35, archived)

just matching
not like those neklaces you get with two halves of one heart.
*boke*

i got distracted by w*rk
( Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:39, archived)

Ok, that sounds like the more tasteful option.

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:45, archived)

hahahaha!

( god save the queen http://www.hatfield-anti-incineration.co.uk/, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:35, archived)

Needs more alcohol

( Sir Pigeon Nipples ... Hitler invented rice ..., Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:36, archived)

and petrol sniffing
top o' the day to yer Sir Pijnips!
( Zank Frappa i might be a cunt but im not a fucking cunt, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:37, archived)

Aye!
How yer bein' there Zank?
Sorry if I was rambling last night.
I was fair fucking shitfaced.
( Sir Pigeon Nipples ... Hitler invented rice ..., Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:41, archived)

rambling is good
so is getting shitfaced - woo for ripper hangovers hey!
( Zank Frappa i might be a cunt but im not a fucking cunt, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:56, archived)

Truth be known,
I drank at leas 2l of water through the night along with frequent visits to the fridge for Proper OJ.
Woke up feeling OK
(just had my usual ADD child hangover attitude this morn. In a nice way of course)
( Sir Pigeon Nipples ... Hitler invented rice ..., Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:00, archived)

^this
'ning Sir.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:37, archived)

I know that I have really over used this one since I made it a week ago...
But I love it:)

( Sir Pigeon Nipples ... Hitler invented rice ..., Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:46, archived)

Link the source
I need it for 'research' purposes, yes, research...
( pobblepop I'm too old for this shit., Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:55, archived)

'ning mr pd

(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:49, archived)

And a warm 'Ning to you too!

( Sir Pigeon Nipples ... Hitler invented rice ..., Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:52, archived)

I have to say it was a tragic site seeing all the aboriginies under the bridge by central station in Sydney
Straining meths through a loaf of bread so they could drink it!D:
( riverghost bringing you bollock moustaches since, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:52, archived)

Yeah,
Pity the store was out of bleach.
( Sir Pigeon Nipples ... Hitler invented rice ..., Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:55, archived)

Hey
You guys invade their country:P
( riverghost bringing you bollock moustaches since, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:07, archived)

No,
You guys did;)
( Sir Pigeon Nipples ... Hitler invented rice ..., Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:12, archived)

This is why pygmies should not use toothpicks.

( The Hedgehog From Hell www.facejuggler.com, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:37, archived)

hahahahaha!

( bennyhillslovechild @bhlc, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:38, archived)

Haha
Excellent.
( pobblepop I'm too old for this shit., Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:38, archived)

Hehehe

( mediocre FISTING FULL THROTTLE, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:37, archived)

Sometimes photoshop can't make a picture any funnier

( The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:38, archived)

Sort of like this

( The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:40, archived)

"Chicks with guns" has really gone downhill

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:43, archived)

Where women glow and men thunder?

( Jahled 1.1%er, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:38, archived)

*thunders*
ahhahahaaaaaaahhhhahahaaaahhhaha!
YOU'VE BEEN.....
*Breaks out Air Guitar*
( Sir Pigeon Nipples ... Hitler invented rice ..., Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:51, archived)

*offers a bit of sandwich*

( Jahled 1.1%er, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:54, archived)

Do I like this?
Yes I didgeridoo
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:39, archived)

Strewth....
That abbo can talk out of his ear!
( Nobby's Alter Ego has the ball ache about something or other, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:39, archived)

Didn't he win Eurovision the other year?

( Guff McFlange has a new sig, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:54, archived)