My own, small contribution to the challenge.


no apologies for seams, artichokes or piss poor gimpery.

Also... NINGS!

From the If Song Lyrics Were Literally True challenge. See all 784 entries (closed)

( Tesco Quality Drinking from cans of ronsonol lighter fluid since, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 9:59, archived)

haha
I really like her legs
( Gruffi Savalas This user is under construction, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 9:59, archived)

tights or stockings
(Mrcheeze (.)(.), Wed 15 Aug 2007, 10:13, archived)

I think she's wearing tights
but stocking ftw everytime
( Gruffi Savalas This user is under construction, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 10:17, archived)

^
this, yes.
indeedy.
( Tesco Quality Drinking from cans of ronsonol lighter fluid since, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 10:14, archived)

I travelled to Dour with National Express a few weeks ago.
They're a bunch of cunts. Despite being 5, nearly 6 hours late back to London Central, they refused to cover my train fair back to Cambridge by way of recompense, instead leaving a defenceless 17 year old alone in the Capital at 12 at night. Wankers.
(Dooley, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 10:15, archived)

if you are going to somehwere called Dour
what do you expect?
( Gruffi Savalas This user is under construction, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 10:18, archived)

Sorry

(Mrcheeze (.)(.), Wed 15 Aug 2007, 10:37, archived)

pfft
he's going at it so hard that his foot pops through the front of the bus!
( Gruffi Savalas This user is under construction, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 10:40, archived)