In the afterlife the Taliban has to worship the CDC

disclamer= this is a recycled compo entry inverted.

From the Celebrity Afterlife challenge. See all 173 entries (closed)

( Qwolf What can you do with out a dolly? ©, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 5:01, archived)

ah, good old b3ta.
my first day back and i get a cdc compo entry.
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 5:11, archived)

yes

(GiF .sig, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 5:15, archived)

if only all feces vanished so effortlessly....

( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 5:15, archived)

once it uses up all its smell it runs out of point and becomes non-existant

(GiF .sig, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 5:17, archived)

if all pointless things disappeared so quickly, the human race would be extinct.
that would be nice.
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 5:23, archived)

Then wed never have a president...theyd all be just dust....

(GiF .sig, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 15:16, archived)

poo
I've looked at this for a while. Then it was gone. But it came back, my comments were that: The poo coming out of the butt is small but when it hits the ground it grows big and then disappears. Please explain how this is remotely possible.
( Qwolf What can you do with out a dolly? ©, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 5:17, archived)

expands - and its on an invisible conveyer belt to your nose.

(GiF .sig, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 5:18, archived)

Obvious really
Dung Beetles with super-speed.
(Peb don't be in denial: we all are vile!, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 5:19, archived)

ya, exactly
people dont understand anything these days :)
(GiF .sig, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 5:20, archived)

Did you see the David Attenborough documentary on them?
I didn't, because I blinked, but I heard it was good.
(Peb don't be in denial: we all are vile!, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 5:22, archived)

Hey peebee!
Good to read you.
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 5:22, archived)

hello mister!
how's life?
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 5:27, archived)

Haha, just finished a note below.
Fine. And you? (Ah, I see vile below).
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 5:30, archived)

aaah!
i just replied there. this is like vertical tennis, but with words instead of balls. and no net. and no bloody tedium caused by such a stupid 'sport'.

/tennis rant.
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 5:32, archived)

I'm sure
There is a joke regarding "new balls please" that could be made here, with a suitable picture, but I'm too tired to think of it.
(Peb don't be in denial: we all are vile!, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 5:33, archived)

i'd help out but i have no sense of humour. nothing is funny, ever.

( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 5:35, archived)

all I can think of
is "nude balls please".

I need drink. And sleep. And food. Pref at the same time.
(Peb don't be in denial: we all are vile!, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 5:36, archived)

So I'll reply here and cut the chain.
New fluff!!! Yay!!!

Unless you're collecting waifs again.
There's hardly room for him under
the stairs, and none under the shed. [/;-D
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 5:35, archived)

not for me, we're convincing an acquaintance to adopt him.
and cut his balls off, of course.
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 5:37, archived)

"neutered balls please"
(Peb don't be in denial: we all are vile!, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 5:38, archived)

new turd, old turd, whatever's available.

( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 5:39, archived)

Is that needed to accept a kitty now?
[/;-D
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 5:39, archived)

of course!
neutering old men and strays is good for all.
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 5:40, archived)

yes. yes it is.
On that note, I'm off home to bed. Night B3ta!

Thanks again for the sig pb
(Peb don't be in denial: we all are vile!, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 5:41, archived)

you're most welcome, peb.
'night.
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 5:42, archived)

Cya!

( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 5:44, archived)