I beat Timmy Mallet over the head with a hammer
while dressed as Satan
( HappyToast B3ta Art Auction http://b3ta.com/links/749374, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 14:30, archived)

It's a dirty job
but someones gotta do it
( Hamster Trippin' twitter.com/#!/HamsterTrippin, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 14:32, archived)