Jim Davidson in Heaven...


Did I do it wrong?

From the Celebrity Afterlife challenge. See all 173 entries (closed)

( Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 20 Aug 2007, 9:33, archived)

Lovely expression!

( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Mon 20 Aug 2007, 9:34, archived)

Haha, nice distortion
'ning! Tired are you?
( in vino veritas, Mon 20 Aug 2007, 9:40, archived)

zzzzzzzz *snores*

( Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 20 Aug 2007, 9:49, archived)

ahhhhh, Heaven is a gay club I presume
not having been there, ever, no, definitely not and especially not on the fantastic "Firemen and Hoses" night.
( HappyToast sorted on, Mon 20 Aug 2007, 9:41, archived)

I have no idea what fires they could put out with hoses that short.
And why did they have to be pink?
( Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Mon 20 Aug 2007, 9:44, archived)

He came and did a show for us in Northern Ireland when I was still in the Army
Apparently he likes Squaddies because he thinks they are all as Biggoted as him. He got a couple of giggles at a few mother in law type jokes but after that he kinda bombed and left rather quickly after making a remark about "Towel Heads" in Iraq, We had a couple of Sikh Corporals who were top blokes.
You know how mates are, slag off my mate you slag off me. So basically he pissed off an Entire Regimental workshop within 10 minutes of an hour and a half set.
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 20 Aug 2007, 9:45, archived)

Met him when I was on work experience
He's actually an ok guy, opinions aside
( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Mon 20 Aug 2007, 9:49, archived)

Cool.
You should have hunted him down and beaten him half to death and then thrown him to the gays, though.

Bloody Jim Davidson. He was on a "I love ten minutes ago"-type programme the other day - basically the only other comedian he thinks is or was any good was Bernard Manning.

Which, I suppose, is completely unsurprising.
( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Mon 20 Aug 2007, 9:49, archived)

surprisingly complete
... personally I just choose to ignore him.
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Mon 20 Aug 2007, 9:51, archived)

SURPRISE!!!!!!
*sexes*
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 20 Aug 2007, 9:53, archived)

*feels violated*
aaww yeah!

how was your weekend off?
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Mon 20 Aug 2007, 9:55, archived)

next question
:/
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 20 Aug 2007, 9:55, archived)

wanna nip out behind the board for a joint and a fumble?

( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Mon 20 Aug 2007, 9:58, archived)

do I ever!!!
*sneaks*

:D
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 20 Aug 2007, 10:00, archived)

*sneaks out of class*
yeah...
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Mon 20 Aug 2007, 10:04, archived)

*suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck*
wow, man, that was great!

Now pass me that doobie ......
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 20 Aug 2007, 10:07, archived)

*eyes rolled back into head*
*brain haemorrhage*
*mindlessly obeys*
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Mon 20 Aug 2007, 10:09, archived)

*dribbles*

( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Mon 20 Aug 2007, 10:16, archived)

*slurps*

( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 20 Aug 2007, 10:20, archived)

Haha!
Nice!

'Ning!
( Monty "beurre" Propps if you've got a field that don't yield, get up and, Mon 20 Aug 2007, 9:53, archived)