re-incarnation
ning everyone

(i finally have photoshop backkkkk yeeh)

From the Celebrity Afterlife challenge. See all 173 entries (closed)

( The_Fiend, Mon 20 Aug 2007, 21:03, archived)

try turning it on :)
hahaha! most splendid indeed.
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Mon 20 Aug 2007, 21:06, archived)

i moved
and therefore didnt have the family computer . but i now have a laptop + Phoootoshopppppp yay
( The_Fiend, Mon 20 Aug 2007, 21:06, archived)

He's melting!!!!
*throws water*
He's melting!
He is also on fucking fire!
( Mstandot, Mon 20 Aug 2007, 21:06, archived)

everything i seem to make
always ends up on fucking fire

(RIP microwave)
( The_Fiend, Mon 20 Aug 2007, 21:07, archived)

he looks incandescent with the rage.

( god save the queen hardly ever original, Mon 20 Aug 2007, 21:09, archived)

oh that burns!

( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Mon 20 Aug 2007, 21:11, archived)

Nicely and woo
send this as an email attachment to 10 Downing Street for a laugh:

www.number-10.gov.uk/output/Page3.asp
( Jahled extraordinaire®, Mon 20 Aug 2007, 21:07, archived)

send a link to the gordon compo.
i dares ya.
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Mon 20 Aug 2007, 21:10, archived)

I wonder what the average number
of rich juicy turds posted to no.10 each week is
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Mon 20 Aug 2007, 21:10, archived)

I once phoned up after the pub
and asked for Mr Cunt a few years into Tony's stint at the helm

I was a bit worse for wear
( Jahled extraordinaire®, Mon 20 Aug 2007, 21:12, archived)

:D
I wonder how many abusive phonecalls they get during the week

and I wonder what the number of people who send juicy turds who phone is

:D
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Mon 20 Aug 2007, 21:14, archived)

Amazingly, six or seven pints of Stella considered,
I immediately got really paranoid MI5 would be on their way..

ah, the joys of youth! :)
( Jahled extraordinaire®, Mon 20 Aug 2007, 21:21, archived)

haha
now they have enough information to secure a conviction and a serious bumming

:)
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Mon 20 Aug 2007, 21:38, archived)

theyd be better if they were flaming
put them in a paper bag and set it on fire, so they stomp it out.......
( The_Fiend, Mon 20 Aug 2007, 21:14, archived)

hmm
maybe something sealed in such a way

that exposure to air causes combustion

(for the benefit of mi5, this is a joke! haha! I would never send the prime minister an exploding turd

I'll just wait for some terits to do it and watch it on the news)
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Mon 20 Aug 2007, 21:16, archived)

dear "discomeats"
edit: your msg sent on Mon 20th August at 21:16, will be taken in jehst and will be treated seriously, we shall be emailing you shortly about a "flaming turd"
( The_Fiend, Mon 20 Aug 2007, 21:20, archived)

I hope they also take into account
the steaming thermos of tepid piss :D
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Mon 20 Aug 2007, 21:41, archived)

Pffft!
*flames*
( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Mon 20 Aug 2007, 21:10, archived)

pfffft
*turds*
( The_Fiend, Mon 20 Aug 2007, 21:21, archived)