one nite only...

that is in reserve chronological order...

From the Celebrity Afterlife challenge. See all 173 entries (closed)

(gw636 ~greater authority through social engineering!, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 22:23, archived)

I love Pink Floyd
But Waters is a whiney git.

*click*
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 22:24, archived)

he also cant sing at all well anymore
good musician though
( Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 22:26, archived)

Gilmour, however, was always the best.
And he's going strong.

Like me, with my own song "ABC":
ABC
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 22:35, archived)

Lyrics:
A is for AIDS, its fun to have
B is for bollocks, things like science and maths
C is for Chlamydia, this you should know;
If you have Chlamydia then kids are a no

D is for dildos that you found at the dock
E is for elephant, their trunks like my cock
F is for feet, feet, feet, feet, feet, feet, feet, feet, feet;
I’ll put mine up your ass and then they’ll reek!

G is for gay, this describes Fred,
H is for HIV, he got it from bed,
I is for infertile, this describes you;
I ripped out your testicles and made a stew

J is for Jesuz, spelled with a ‘z’
K is for beer, sold by the keg!
L is for lipo-suction, fat kids need this
They don’t even see their cocks when they have a piss

M is for mammary glands, they’re nice to squeeze
N is for nachos, which go well with cheese
O is for opium, this isn’t nice stuff;
But you decide for yourselves, just go have a puff!

P is for profanity, swear words are great!
Q is for pool, now go masturbate.
R is for rape, but you can’t rape the willing
Unless you drug them and give them a damn good filling

S is for sicko, this describes Mike
T is for tiny kids that he seems to like
U is for orang-utan, a short orange man,
V is for candy, kids! So hop in my van!

W is weird, such as dicks made of corn
X is for XXX this stands for porn
Y is for yellow people, like the Chinese;
You know the ones I mean, they all live in trees!

And now we come to the last letter
U was the worst, but this one’s much better
We’ve come to Z, the last one of all
Z is for-
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 22:37, archived)

Z A N K !

( Zank Frappa shall return whenever Fallout 3 loses its appeal!, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 22:37, archived)

No.
Listen to the song.
www.b3ta.com/board/7533221
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 22:38, archived)

NO!

( Zank Frappa shall return whenever Fallout 3 loses its appeal!, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 23:11, archived)

7/10
Needs more XYLOPHONE BUGGERY
( The Coast Of Yemen Sheffield Bash, Dec 4th, see calendar, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 22:40, archived)

No.
I used it for Z because it's last and more unexpected.
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 22:43, archived)

zygotes
they are very small?
( finnbar the occasional acid flashback, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 22:42, archived)

Listen to the song.
www.b3ta.com/board/7533221
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 22:48, archived)

I'll give you zygotes!
wait...
( petehix is selling his laptop: http://tinyurl.com/yh7bf9x, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 22:50, archived)

CyberScrotes

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 22:53, archived)

well done
i bow down before you, how can i download this?
(oliver4858 packing to go back to school at, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 20:45, archived)

Yeah
I'm a Gilmore personage
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 22:37, archived)

I think Waters is a dick head
He got money from his dad's death, whined about it more, lost his singing voice and fucked Pink Floyd up.
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 22:39, archived)

I have to say I have seen him do the complete wall in quadsound
at Glasto one year and it was fucking awesome.

But he is a winey git"!
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 22:45, archived)

I love Delicate Sound of Thunder
That's their best live album.
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 22:50, archived)

is pink floyd really pink?
edit: BIGGER
( SkUG is glad to be out of hospital (stupid lungs), Tue 21 Aug 2007, 22:25, archived)

And what is this "Floyd"?

( petehix is selling his laptop: http://tinyurl.com/yh7bf9x, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 22:27, archived)

He's a British TV chef
who drinks a lot while cooking

Rather funny
(Guff McFlange Jan Moir is a Julie Moult, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 22:28, archived)

he looks a mess now tho
reallly really old

due to being pissed 24/7 I guess :)
( Discomeats I like pies!, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 22:29, archived)

That's not age
The alcohol has that effect.
Freezes you in time and the alcohol breasks up your skin cells turning you slowly into a gelatenous blob.
What do you think water-beds are filled with? Water? Pah!
( petehix is selling his laptop: http://tinyurl.com/yh7bf9x, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 22:33, archived)

its a type of bird
or was it a horse... maybe it was a winged unicorn horse bird? smoking a pipe whilst riding a unicycle backwards down a hill
G'nite b3ta!
*dribbles on the keyboard*
( SkUG is glad to be out of hospital (stupid lungs), Tue 21 Aug 2007, 22:28, archived)

it was a mushroom in Chorlton and the Wheelies
FACT!
( HappyToast sorted on, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 22:32, archived)

oh no
please don't remind me of this...
charlie chalk was better, and bertha the magic machine thingy
*falls off chair*
( SkUG is glad to be out of hospital (stupid lungs), Tue 21 Aug 2007, 22:33, archived)

I am the proud owner of a pipe :)

( petehix is selling his laptop: http://tinyurl.com/yh7bf9x, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 22:34, archived)

Pink and Floyd were blues singers

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 22:34, archived)

MORE CRANE"
it's the seams that make it so craney
woo yay btw, very pretty
( Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 22:28, archived)

The darkseams of the moon!
That's my favourite :D
( petehix is selling his laptop: http://tinyurl.com/yh7bf9x, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 22:35, archived)

More Crane, you say?

(Guff McFlange Jan Moir is a Julie Moult, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 22:40, archived)

LET THE BANDWAGON COMMENCE!

( Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 22:45, archived)

and vice versa

( mediocre *canned laughter*, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 22:30, archived)

waters is an assmunch
Gilmour ftw
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 22:58, archived)