( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:21, archived)

But where's Gordon Brown?

( Mrs Trellis has her two Misses Trellises at home :), Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:22, archived)

If i was at home i'd put him in there somewhere.
But im not :(
( Stephen_Seagul, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:24, archived)

But you're there now, it says so!

( Mrs Trellis has her two Misses Trellises at home :), Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:25, archived)

In Bulgaria.
for... about 18 hours? then im off nearer to home.
( Stephen_Seagul, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:26, archived)

Then you won't be there, you'll be there
So... wherever you are you won't be here, and I can never be there because I'm always here. So are you there or am I there and who's here?
( Mrs Trellis has her two Misses Trellises at home :), Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:29, archived)

Im lost.
WHERE IS A MAP?!
( Stephen_Seagul, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:34, archived)

Here or there!

( Mrs Trellis has her two Misses Trellises at home :), Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:36, archived)

Here!
:D
( Stephen_Seagul, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:39, archived)

I'm working on it.
Sheesh, patience, my lovely, patience.

:)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:24, archived)

Apologies - I liked it by the way :-)

( Mrs Trellis has her two Misses Trellises at home :), Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:25, archived)

Thank you.
*sneaks in a quick stealth snuggle while Mrs T isn't looking*
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:26, archived)

Why the stealth?
*snuggles unashamedly*
( Mrs Trellis has her two Misses Trellises at home :), Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:27, archived)

I say! :)
You know what - you make my bloody day, you do.


/feeling a bit soppy today blog
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:29, archived)

*takes to one side*
*gives private viewing*
( Mrs Trellis has her two Misses Trellises at home :), Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:32, archived)

Man, I really hope he has texure like sun

( Keyboard Weasel, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:27, archived)

Hahaha
I dont want it!!

woo
( XLVII can't see any images hosted on b3ta server :(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:23, archived)

Oh hai guys
my cat has a serious bum wart and she only has 300 months to live. Please donate to the following address:

ilovehorses@lolololoooooooool.com
( mugatu Hunting white dog eggs since 1992, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:24, archived)

:'(
Poor kitty

*sends 'Bazooka!'*
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:25, archived)

Thread Deleter!
Arf!
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:25, archived)

you forgot to compo it

( pzyko vs the truth about electric can opener reviews, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:25, archived)

I do not want to see a jpg of a cat's bum wart.

you might think I might; but I don't
(waxdart after 5 months away - back to standup comedy:), Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:26, archived)

*sends bumwart cream*

( Mrs Trellis has her two Misses Trellises at home :), Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:26, archived)

I think 300 months is a good lifespan for a cat
you'll be wanting new kittens in a 100 months anyway
( mediocre HONKA HONKA, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:29, archived)

thank you!
*plays with it til it breaks*
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:24, archived)

hehe
nice.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:25, archived)

lulz

( Stephen_Seagul, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:25, archived)

I think I'm just being stupid
but RIS none the less
( Keyboard Weasel, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:26, archived)

okey doke.
The sign originally said 'Welcome to..."

But since the place sucks so badly, I oh-so-witty changed it as per the above.

It's not actually worth the explanation, frankly. I'll try to do better.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:28, archived)

Ooooh I follow now
not bad
( Keyboard Weasel, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:29, archived)

indeed

( its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:27, archived)

is this a joke about potatoes
and consequently one only americans will get?
( discomeats lives like a windrammer!, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:29, archived)

No.

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:30, archived)

can you do a joke about potatoes?
I'm feeling hungry
( discomeats lives like a windrammer!, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:35, archived)