birds have no sphincters
so ... this guy's problem probably wouldnt happen


unless he's like some sort of freak for his kingdom
the platypus of the birds
(sketcher, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 3:33, archived)

Do you know how to
platypus?
( Purple Martin is board sigless, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 3:48, archived)

i do
but i avoid it at all costs
makes me feel... well, weird would be a way of putting it lightly
(sketcher, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 4:19, archived)