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(Pachey, Thu 30 Aug 2007, 15:26, archived)

i thought so too about gwyneth paltrow

( Agent Muu b3ta.com/board/9745928 <- b3taday festivities!, Thu 30 Aug 2007, 15:27, archived)

WE HAVE A THREAD DELETER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and woo to the pic
( Just Flange Eiwit, the mighty ENDOSPERM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Thu 30 Aug 2007, 15:28, archived)

And I missed it?
What happened, give me the details!
( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Thu 30 Aug 2007, 15:30, archived)

i think he felt a bit silly, he posted a rather crap walking the line monkey pic,
and said "what? fifteen minutes and no monkey?" but it was right after this one above. oh how i laughed as i posted "and then 2 bloody well come along at once" by which time he had vanished, in a puff of smoke.

www.b3ta.com/board/7560804
or
www.b3ta.com/board/7560795
( Just Flange Eiwit, the mighty ENDOSPERM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Thu 30 Aug 2007, 15:32, archived)

I had waited and waited and waited for another
monkey thread to attach to; and I even checked just before I hit "post". Ah well, such is life ...
(haberman (it blasted him with its awareness), Thu 30 Aug 2007, 15:38, archived)

ninja edit to save on monkey threads....
.. much better than mine:


(haberman (it blasted him with its awareness), Thu 30 Aug 2007, 15:28, archived)

threads are not rebourne
(or at least someone should clarify this)
( Your watch is quickly ticking towards 5K, Thu 30 Aug 2007, 15:29, archived)

indeed ...
my old thread is here, hiding in deletion space: 7560795
(haberman (it blasted him with its awareness), Thu 30 Aug 2007, 15:31, archived)

b3ta.com/board/7560828
( Your watch is quickly ticking towards 5K, Thu 30 Aug 2007, 15:34, archived)

I was about to say the same thing
(that yours is better than mine)
(Pachey, Thu 30 Aug 2007, 15:40, archived)

well, mine was just a quick
rehack of the image I used for 7560321
(haberman (it blasted him with its awareness), Thu 30 Aug 2007, 15:46, archived)

I need coffee - I'm off for a freebs style bash at the coffee shop
I will not be taking photographs or wearing a flashers cool detective coat.
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 30 Aug 2007, 15:31, archived)

Can you pick me up a tall skinny wet vanilla latte please?
And a muffin.
(Pachey, Thu 30 Aug 2007, 15:32, archived)

ooh can I get a nescafe please
with UHT milk, and half of a slightly stale Rich Tea biscuit.
( RiffRaff "Board Sig"? What's that?... Oh, I see...., Thu 30 Aug 2007, 15:33, archived)

what kind of muffin...
and aren't they all wet?
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 30 Aug 2007, 15:33, archived)

Blueberry, or lemon poppyseed if there's no blueberry
'Wet' means without a great big pile of foam on the top.

You get more coffee for your money.

And I don't like foam.
(Pachey, Thu 30 Aug 2007, 15:38, archived)

you are so sophisticated
I want to learn to be like you...
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 30 Aug 2007, 15:43, archived)

It's all an illusion

(Pachey, Thu 30 Aug 2007, 15:49, archived)

and where can I purchase this illusion
?
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 30 Aug 2007, 15:52, archived)

Tesco's
They have everything.
(Pachey, Thu 30 Aug 2007, 16:00, archived)

The Dry vanilla latte frappacino is just powder in a cup
bloody awful
( bilbobarneybobs is a financial spacktard, Thu 30 Aug 2007, 15:39, archived)

like eating dry nesquick
urgh...
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 30 Aug 2007, 15:42, archived)

Grande decaf caramel latte here
With a slice of chocolate decadence cake
Ta!
( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Thu 30 Aug 2007, 15:35, archived)

Double espresso with a double Woods in for me please

( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 30 Aug 2007, 15:38, archived)

I like my women like I like my coffee
... er... naked and impressionable!
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 30 Aug 2007, 15:41, archived)

I also like my coffee like I like my women!
I don't know much about them, so whatever I can find really...
( Sonic James Doom doesn't really want to teach anymore... oh well., Thu 30 Aug 2007, 15:43, archived)

avec une cuillère dedans
I like my coffee like I like my men, dark and bitter and swilling with booze :D
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 30 Aug 2007, 15:43, archived)

and a spoon inside?!
kinky!
( Your watch is quickly ticking towards 5K, Thu 30 Aug 2007, 15:46, archived)

/eddie izzard
plus you have to get 'em pretty pissed before they'll go for that spoon thing
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 30 Aug 2007, 15:48, archived)

*would do like a shot*

( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 30 Aug 2007, 15:52, archived)

that explains my missing spoons!
*quits drinking*
( Your watch is quickly ticking towards 5K, Thu 30 Aug 2007, 15:53, archived)

I like my coffee like like I like my women
emotionally distant
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 30 Aug 2007, 15:49, archived)

I think I love you
but I would never tell you that
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 30 Aug 2007, 15:53, archived)

don't get too attached kid
I'll only break your heart... *smokes handsomly*
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 30 Aug 2007, 15:56, archived)

*adores silently from a distance*
*dies a little inside*
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 30 Aug 2007, 15:56, archived)

*tries to be strong*
*smooshes better*
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 30 Aug 2007, 15:57, archived)

*is trapped yet again on eternal cycle of rejection and reconcilliation*
*fucking loves it*
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 30 Aug 2007, 15:59, archived)

*sings*
complex heart rending emotional tug of war!
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 30 Aug 2007, 16:00, archived)

*tugs*

( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 30 Aug 2007, 16:01, archived)

*comes running*
urgh - that's slippy
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 30 Aug 2007, 16:04, archived)

pfft!
*hugs*


*wipes*
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 30 Aug 2007, 16:06, archived)

*goes to starbucks*
I'll have a venti caramel nakede impressionabale murcielago please
( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Thu 30 Aug 2007, 15:46, archived)

hello

( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 30 Aug 2007, 15:35, archived)

Hello

(Pachey, Thu 30 Aug 2007, 15:38, archived)

yay!
take no pictures

I'll teleport over right now
( bilbobarneybobs is a financial spacktard, Thu 30 Aug 2007, 15:36, archived)

take no prisoners!
... erm, jetpack?
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 30 Aug 2007, 15:37, archived)