Ow crickey it's been a while since i went and doned a compo


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(D-Fenz holy hamburgers!, Thu 30 Aug 2007, 20:55, archived)

bindun
sorry
( MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Thu 30 Aug 2007, 20:55, archived)

PISS trough!
probably better too! Shit I've had that in my head all day too. Big bag of spanners!
(D-Fenz holy hamburgers!, Thu 30 Aug 2007, 20:57, archived)

I just read "Ow crickey it's been a while since i went and doned a compo"
and now I feel really bad.
Here....fuck my wife.
( MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Thu 30 Aug 2007, 21:00, archived)

thanks!
Tell you what I'll trade you a packet of gravel and some dental floss for her.
(D-Fenz holy hamburgers!, Thu 30 Aug 2007, 21:02, archived)

no trade required
you'll be doing me a favour
( MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Thu 30 Aug 2007, 21:02, archived)

Actually you put me off
Unless you wanna take my girlfriend "somewhere nice and non scummy" for her birthday tommorow so I can go get pissed with the boys
(D-Fenz holy hamburgers!, Thu 30 Aug 2007, 21:04, archived)

well that rules out Birmingham
and my sheets
( MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Thu 30 Aug 2007, 21:04, archived)

yeah
And pretty much every where i know where to go out.
(D-Fenz holy hamburgers!, Thu 30 Aug 2007, 21:05, archived)

take her.....
up the wrong 'un
( MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Thu 30 Aug 2007, 21:06, archived)

Hahaha
Insert your name here.

:P

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( XLVII How's my diving....?, Thu 30 Aug 2007, 21:09, archived)

again ?

( god save the queen hardly ever original, Thu 30 Aug 2007, 21:02, archived)

I don't count sodomy

( MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Thu 30 Aug 2007, 21:03, archived)

I think the last one involved mandrills,
not gorillas.
( Count Vanderhoff trying to learn tattyshop, Thu 30 Aug 2007, 21:22, archived)

I see the monkeys are still relentless!

( Mstandot, Thu 30 Aug 2007, 21:01, archived)

Not to worry . . .
this is only a drill . . . er . . .
( Valin Eschewing parts by the unit part . . ., Thu 30 Aug 2007, 21:05, archived)

Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer.

( 100% of Gibbon, Thu 30 Aug 2007, 21:08, archived)

Don't pass judgement on other people
else you might get judged yourself.
(asciifaceofbob meh, Thu 30 Aug 2007, 21:09, archived)

Sage words.

( 100% of Gibbon, Thu 30 Aug 2007, 21:12, archived)

the good thing about sage is
it's furry
( dotmund shut up dotmund, Thu 30 Aug 2007, 21:13, archived)

A bit
like a bunny rabbit
(asciifaceofbob meh, Thu 30 Aug 2007, 21:14, archived)

sage isn't furry*, you spack-necked freaktard.
*currently unverified
( 100% of Gibbon, Thu 30 Aug 2007, 21:15, archived)