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(Pachey, Thu 30 Aug 2007, 21:50, archived)

That's rather good
although Olives are evil.
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 30 Aug 2007, 21:51, archived)

Olives are great.
Cheese is evil.

Discuss.
( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Thu 30 Aug 2007, 21:51, archived)

This is completely wrong
Cheese is great. Olives are evil.
(Pavlov'sDog Sit! Pavlov'sDog, Thu 30 Aug 2007, 21:52, archived)

This is
100% FACT!
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 30 Aug 2007, 21:52, archived)

I endorse this
apart from the bit about olives being evil. they're just not as good as cheese.
( mutster101 is not the new Doctor Who, Thu 30 Aug 2007, 21:53, archived)

I second this motion
even though it is completely still.
( koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 30 Aug 2007, 21:53, archived)

I third the motion.
And second the notion that the motion is not in motion, a lotion, a potion, or a motion.
( Count Vanderhoff trying to learn tattyshop, Thu 30 Aug 2007, 21:54, archived)

That's an ocean of things that rhyme with motion.
Or at least a puddle.
(Pavlov'sDog Sit! Pavlov'sDog, Thu 30 Aug 2007, 21:56, archived)

sorry,
I seem to have caused quite a commotion.
( Count Vanderhoff trying to learn tattyshop, Thu 30 Aug 2007, 21:58, archived)

Perhaps a half-rhyme is the solution?
...I'm not even sure if that's a half-rhyme or a full rhyme or what.
(Pavlov'sDog Sit! Pavlov'sDog, Thu 30 Aug 2007, 22:00, archived)

The motion is ablution
I mean I think it's shit
You should approach with caution
And beware of all of it

The fact is, cheese is evil
I'm saying it in rhyme
It's milk puked up by weevils
To eat it is a crime

Olives are quite wholesome
And they excite your tongue
Cheese is merely gruesome
And with that thought, I'm done.
( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Thu 30 Aug 2007, 21:59, archived)

Olives are an acquired taste, but they're full of salty savoury goodness.
Cheese is milk that's been allowed to go off, and every single variety of it is the devil's own smegma.
( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Thu 30 Aug 2007, 21:53, archived)

i have to agree
i've tried to like olives, but they're really shit.
( Mousing, Thu 30 Aug 2007, 21:54, archived)

^this
Every now and again, I think "hmm... maybe i'll like them this time", and I bring one to my mouth and can smell the oliveness of it, but bite it anyway, and instantly grimace and spit it out, for it has not changed and is always evil.
(Pavlov'sDog Sit! Pavlov'sDog, Thu 30 Aug 2007, 21:59, archived)

You're both wrong
ssucsiD
( The Coast Of Yemen Sheffield Bash, Dec 4th, see calendar, Thu 30 Aug 2007, 21:52, archived)

Both are great
and go quite well together, ashally
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Thu 30 Aug 2007, 21:53, archived)

YES

( mofaha : life during wartime, Thu 30 Aug 2007, 21:53, archived)

Great?




( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Thu 30 Aug 2007, 21:57, archived)

Everyone's talking about this now instead of my picture
:(


cheese, for the record
(Pachey, Thu 30 Aug 2007, 21:59, archived)

Sorry bird.

( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 30 Aug 2007, 22:00, archived)

Sorry, that's my fault
I liked your picture.

Wait a minute, cheese? Fuck your picture!

edit: I may have to admit defeat on this one. I shall respect the cheese-eaters' supremacy, but I will never submit to their fousty-milk-eating ways!
( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Thu 30 Aug 2007, 22:01, archived)

You could make friends with the Chinese
They don't like cheese either.
(Pachey, Thu 30 Aug 2007, 22:12, archived)

Ooh, haven't been there.
I might do that.

I'm aware I am a freak, I hate all cheese. I have perhaps met three other people in my life who feel the same way.
( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Thu 30 Aug 2007, 22:16, archived)

sorry
but those are the ways of b3ta ;)
( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Thu 30 Aug 2007, 22:01, archived)

I know
much like young ladies demanding attention. ;)
(Pachey, Thu 30 Aug 2007, 22:04, archived)

*pays*

( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Thu 30 Aug 2007, 22:06, archived)

awwww. sorry. i think it's my fault olives came up.
the ape on the left does look a lot like burt lancaster, i have to say :D
( mutster101 is not the new Doctor Who, Thu 30 Aug 2007, 22:01, archived)

Woo to your picture
Especially since you are a fellow supporter of Cheese.
(Pavlov'sDog Sit! Pavlov'sDog, Thu 30 Aug 2007, 22:03, archived)

your pic is fine
*panders*
( crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Thu 30 Aug 2007, 22:04, archived)

oh it's you
*hugs*
(Pachey, Thu 30 Aug 2007, 22:06, archived)

initially i totally ignored your picture,
i was away and came back and saw a poll, i do like a good poll, and was compelled to vote, for olives as it happens, i will now go back and give your picture the attention it deserves you crave.
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Thu 30 Aug 2007, 22:10, archived)

Ha ha ha
I'm pondering going back to signage.
(Pachey, Thu 30 Aug 2007, 22:13, archived)

Now to the pic
woo yay and a healthy doseage of houpla
( koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 30 Aug 2007, 22:02, archived)

Heh, thanks everyone
:)
(Pachey, Thu 30 Aug 2007, 22:07, archived)

Oh yes!
Very good Sir! Have a woo
( Jahled So boring, you'll pass out saying my name, Thu 30 Aug 2007, 22:07, archived)

Sir M'am

It's lost on me :ŽS
( P3te http://www.b3ta.com/links/Paint_It_Black, Thu 30 Aug 2007, 22:14, archived)

Profile's dead
no time to click on things
( Jahled So boring, you'll pass out saying my name, Thu 30 Aug 2007, 22:19, archived)

this is a very fine picture.
monkeys/apes and cakes are always a winner.
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Thu 30 Aug 2007, 22:12, archived)