(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 1 Sep 2007, 18:52, archived)

RIS?!

( wjh31, Sat 1 Sep 2007, 18:52, archived)

A flannel?

( riverghost Full on. Robot. Chubby!, Sat 1 Sep 2007, 18:53, archived)

No

( mofaha sitting quietly, Sat 1 Sep 2007, 18:54, archived)

Angle grinder?
And where's my fucking pizza?!
( riverghost Full on. Robot. Chubby!, Sat 1 Sep 2007, 18:56, archived)

I thought you said "apple grinder"
which is much funnier
( mofaha sitting quietly, Sat 1 Sep 2007, 18:57, archived)

Yes. Yes it is.
Where is the fucking apple grinder delivery man?!

EDIT: The pizza delivery guy turned up though. I had to order the one with the name with the worst taste 'One Bullet for Ringo' pizza:)
( riverghost Full on. Robot. Chubby!, Sat 1 Sep 2007, 18:59, archived)

Very few things really belong on a pizza.
I'm guessing anything with that name is some kind of gimmicky monstrosity.
Where do you live, btw? UK?
( mofaha sitting quietly, Sat 1 Sep 2007, 19:05, archived)

(n) + pineapple = (n)CAYKE
*bokes*
( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Sat 1 Sep 2007, 19:10, archived)

Anchovies
Tuna are bad enough.

BUT NEVER NEVER NEVER EGG!!
( riverghost Full on. Robot. Chubby!, Sat 1 Sep 2007, 19:13, archived)

Yup London
Trying a new pizza place. They even deliver booze and fags!
( riverghost Full on. Robot. Chubby!, Sat 1 Sep 2007, 19:11, archived)

pizza, piss and poofs!
i was gonna franchise one - but i have no money!
( Zank Frappa i might be a cunt but im not a fucking cunt, Sat 1 Sep 2007, 19:15, archived)

Course you don't
You're Australian:P
( riverghost Full on. Robot. Chubby!, Sat 1 Sep 2007, 19:16, archived)

thats just great that is
largest island continent on the planet and i caint gets no respect i tells ya....
( Zank Frappa i might be a cunt but im not a fucking cunt, Sat 1 Sep 2007, 19:19, archived)

Well one day you'll aspire to the dizzy
accolades of a Tazzy:P
( riverghost Full on. Robot. Chubby!, Sat 1 Sep 2007, 19:33, archived)

ive not been THERE in over 30 yrs
maybe one day.......
( Zank Frappa i might be a cunt but im not a fucking cunt, Sat 1 Sep 2007, 19:59, archived)

Those things you buy in the UK are not pizzas, they just vaguely resemble them in entirely trivial ways.

( mofaha sitting quietly, Sat 1 Sep 2007, 19:41, archived)

INFORMATIVE

( mofaha sitting quietly, Sat 1 Sep 2007, 18:54, archived)

Ha ha
face!
(amazingmikeyc internet ninja, Sat 1 Sep 2007, 18:57, archived)

yes.

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sat 1 Sep 2007, 18:59, archived)