first b3ta post
Hello all
please be gentle im a b3ta virgin.



From the Monkey Movies challenge. See all 402 entries (closed)

(Rear Admiral Pennis ponders...., Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:26, archived)

b3ta virgin eh?
Nicely shopped - check
Decent filesize - check
Attention to detail - check
Username - Pfft!

Welcome, you're ours now!
( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:27, archived)

^this^
& Woo!
even though I think this compo is shit and hate it all. I feel that I must make you feel welcome.
P.S. Watch them /talk people, they do not take nicely to noobs (or anyone out of their "clique" for that matter)
P.P.S. Your work productivity and social interaction at home will only plummet from here on in;)

( Sir Pigeon Nipples "Shit in my Gritz! Folks 'round here got 5 toes!", Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:33, archived)

Good advice

( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:35, archived)

guess what?

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:36, archived)

You got a job?

( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:38, archived)

no,
the capatin here works with me!
he's not here right now because he's gone to ultrasound..
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:39, archived)

He's a FUHL?
Excellent!
( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:39, archived)

get your badge ready for when he gets back!

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:40, archived)

It's ready and waiting!

( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:42, archived)

badgnidge
So ives tells me that you may av a lil summin for a fellow fuhl ;o).....
please.....
(Rear Admiral Pennis ponders...., Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:38, archived)

Ning Sir!

( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:36, archived)

Ning mate!
Fucking windy innit!?
( Sir Pigeon Nipples "Shit in my Gritz! Folks 'round here got 5 toes!", Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:40, archived)

Yeah too right!
A good day to stay indoors.
( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:44, archived)

That only seems to happen on a good day!
DAMN IRONY!
(or whatever Alanis calls it;)
( Sir Pigeon Nipples "Shit in my Gritz! Folks 'round here got 5 toes!", Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:03, archived)

Huzzah!
You'll never leave, etc
( The Coast Of Yemen Sheffield Bash, Dec 4th, see calendar, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:27, archived)

woo!
welcome to b3ta...you'll never leave!
( prodigy69 uncle 2.0, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:27, archived)

welcome
and woo also :)
( i_yam_bucket declares a thumb war., Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:28, archived)

hahaha I love this one
it's the award that does it for me!

Welcome!
Chair a kitten, pull a shop!

You'll never leave
( Your watch is quickly ticking towards 5K, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:28, archived)

^that
it's all in the details
( Bloop wasn't here on, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:29, archived)

happy b3taday!

( prodigy69 uncle 2.0, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:34, archived)

virgin eh?
*bum rapes savagely*
and woo to the pic!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:28, archived)

Ooh...
Well shopped. AND a banana trophy.

You get a Woo, a Yay, and I'LL pull you up a kitten to sit on in a shop.
(Pavlov'sDog Sit! Pavlov'sDog, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:28, archived)

ace
welcome sir

pullover mittens
( bilbobarneybobs is a financial spacktard, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:29, archived)

Hello and welcome to B3ta
Please don't do such a good first post in future, it makes the rest of us look bad.

Ta.
(Pachey, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:30, archived)

ignore her
make your next first post better than this first post, but be sure to make the first post prior to your last post so good that it is instantly front paged.
welcome.
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:42, archived)

Very Woo
for first go!

More of this sort of thing
( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:31, archived)

*grooms*

( mediocre *canned laughter*, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:36, archived)

leave him alone!!
he's mine!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:36, archived)

:)
Nice 1st post!
( XLVII How's my diving....?, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:38, archived)

*checks usual list*
looks good to me.

Welcome!
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:49, archived)

pfft!
woo, and a big hearty welcome!
( RiffRaff "Board Sig"? What's that?... Oh, I see...., Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:56, archived)