
From the The Secret Lives of Animals challenge. See all 364 entries (closed)
(, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 23:18, archived)
I'm quite well, I received a parcel from the US of A today and it had a bottel of Brandy, a bottle of wild Turkey and a bottle of Old Grand-Dad Bourbon in it. All because I did a good deed and warned a woman about a scammer she was chatting to.
Yerself?
(, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 23:25, archived)
*Sets up scam whereby he tries to scam women but then warns same woman of impending scam in order to receive rewards*
(, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 23:29, archived)
Our best man was most alarmed as he thought that we had been rowing all day.
That doesn't work so well written down, but I think I'll leave it like that.
(, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 23:21, archived)
She's not one to get in a boat, but I forced her to do it on our honeymoon. When I row down to the double locks with the girls she walks along the bank.
(, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 23:27, archived)
stently down the gream.
Remilly, remilly, remilly, remilly,
drife is but a leam.
(, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 23:25, archived)
gently as she bleats
merily merily merily merily
life is made of cream
(, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 23:26, archived)