there's a link on there
to "when masturbation goes wrong" stories that are painfully stupid.

Hey KIDS! Don't wank using sharp or breakable objects! You know it makes sense.
( Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 17:33, archived)

I worry about the survival of our species.
I really do.
( Dr Nick Riviera, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 17:38, archived)

Me too.
I sometimes worry that we might not die off.
(Dan Jaw, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 17:42, archived)

well let's face it
they're flying solo because their chances of mating are minimal...
( martian, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 17:43, archived)

maybe they are just practising.
You dont want to do your first mission without going through basic manoeuvers
( Dr Nick Riviera, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 17:46, archived)

hey, i can handle myself, sir
erm. not sure what's going on with that subject title, but imagine a young soldier, possibly played by charlie sheen in the 80s, snapping it back at his senior office, possibly played by dennis hopper, possibly not, it all makes sense, and is even a bit funny.
( martian, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 17:50, archived)