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# In a prompt response, the bbc has redone the format and intro

(I helped save b3ta! c_kick after the tone, the date is, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 13:37, archived)
# ha!
have this click to add to your collection!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger JESUS RAVES!, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 13:39, archived)
# Wouldn't a click add it to your collection?:P

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost I never forgive id=60692,84237!!!, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 13:39, archived)
# ah yes
that one =D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger JESUS RAVES!, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 13:40, archived)
# Nicely done
But are you calling Hammond a knob?
(I helped save b3ta! I'm dreaming of a SexFace Christmas Just like the ones all filled with hoes, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 13:40, archived)
# he's a fucking cock.
Edit: I thought that was Clarkson.

he's a fucking cock


(I helped save b3ta! Cockweasle, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 13:45, archived)
# I'd beg to differ
However I'm intrigued as to why it makes the news every time he has a slight prang or drives faster than 30MPH.
(I helped save b3ta! I'm dreaming of a SexFace Christmas Just like the ones all filled with hoes, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 13:48, archived)
# because it gets god's attention who will make his head go splat out of spite

(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 13:51, archived)
# don't know.
I don't read newspapers or watch TV so I couldn't comment on that bit really.
(I helped save b3ta! Cockweasle, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 13:58, archived)
# I don't know why they're making such a big deal about this
It sounds like he just came off the track and clobbered the car a little, like when they did that endurance race.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Trellis has her two Misses Trellises at home :), Tue 11 Sep 2007, 13:40, archived)
# slow news day
plus, he's the housewife's favourite, so putting him in the news will dampen gussets accross the nation
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy zombies are shit, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 13:54, archived)
# *checks gussets*
Oh yeah...
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Trellis has her two Misses Trellises at home :), Tue 11 Sep 2007, 13:59, archived)
# He was shunted off the track
so it was even less under his control.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 13:59, archived)
# Brilliant!
Woo yay click
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot Trying to worm his way back in, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 13:40, archived)
# hehehe, nice one!

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect We have a REALLY big Computer, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 13:42, archived)
# Woo and click and something else!

(I helped save b3ta! Caewan SIDEWAYS fucks YOU <3, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 13:42, archived)
# smashing!
I just photocopied a sheet of lined paper
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobaileybarneybobs @bilbobarneybobs- tweet tweet!, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 13:45, archived)
# why?

(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 13:46, archived)
# because it was upside down
It should have been the list of current jobs on the other side

Bad day
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobaileybarneybobs @bilbobarneybobs- tweet tweet!, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 13:48, archived)
# poor fella...
I keep getting phonecalls from people asking for things I've forgotten to do (or I'd draw you more drowning)

\o/

yay
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 13:49, archived)
# Yay!
*ring ring*
Hello?

Hello Lee (for that is me) have you spoken to Emily at blah blah yet?

Er, no? Bugger. I'll do it this afternoon

Thanks

:S
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobaileybarneybobs @bilbobarneybobs- tweet tweet!, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 13:55, archived)
# *puts feet up*
*has cup of tea*

*flick through magazine*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin Sent from my Nokia 9210 Communicator, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 14:01, archived)
# git
/has only just had lunch

*manically goes back to non-hummus filled photoshop work*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobaileybarneybobs @bilbobarneybobs- tweet tweet!, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 14:05, archived)
# magnifique.
also for no reason

cfb.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen http://www.hatfield-anti-incineration.co.uk/, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 13:46, archived)
# oh dear god!

(I helped save b3ta! SkUG updated your profile, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 13:50, archived)
# hahahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko vs the truth about electric can opener reviews, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 13:51, archived)
# Hahaha christ

(I helped save b3ta! I'm dreaming of a SexFace Christmas Just like the ones all filled with hoes, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 13:53, archived)
# my word!
now that is some special kind of fetish.

how the hell do you even find out that that stuff does it for you?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin Sent from my Nokia 9210 Communicator, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 13:54, archived)
# /lobs on
I think I just found out.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 14:00, archived)
# the PVC catsuit grapes my squildo
it's just that the face and the hooves are making me lose wood.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin Sent from my Nokia 9210 Communicator, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 14:03, archived)
# *autocompletes*

(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 11 Sep 2007, 13:56, archived)
# hahahaha, blimey!

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect We have a REALLY big Computer, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 13:56, archived)
# where's the rest of the chess set?

(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 14:08, archived)
# TGMTFH

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Apparantly those were the droids I was looking for, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 14:12, archived)
# hehehehe
Crunch!
(I helped save b3ta! noodle monkey the cheese junky, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 14:27, archived)