quick 'n' nasty


From the Elvis challenge. See all 433 entries (closed)

( Jeccius 3DS friend code 4897-6337-7123, Thu 13 Sep 2007, 16:53, archived)

*glees*

( riverghost I never forgive id=60692,84237!!!, Thu 13 Sep 2007, 16:55, archived)

Went to a party at the county jail
Caught my balls on a rusty nail
When I got home I had quite a shock
Only one ball and half a cock
Lets rock
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 13 Sep 2007, 16:59, archived)

hahaha
*nostalgia*
( Thor_sonofodin Sent from my Nokia 9210 Communicator, Thu 13 Sep 2007, 17:01, archived)

I was taught this by my older brother when I was a wee lad
For a few years I actually thought they were the lyrics.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 13 Sep 2007, 17:04, archived)

hahaha!

( Joe Scaramanga Nothin's gonna stop me gettin' to the Caymans, Thu 13 Sep 2007, 17:02, archived)

Yay, I love bringing the board down to the level of primary school humour

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 13 Sep 2007, 17:05, archived)

I tried that earlier and no one was interested...

( Joe Scaramanga Nothin's gonna stop me gettin' to the Caymans, Thu 13 Sep 2007, 17:16, archived)

Office Lollage!
but everyone else has gone home. Guess I should too.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 13 Sep 2007, 17:24, archived)

I would...
I've bin home for ages... what the hell am I still doing on here!!!
( Joe Scaramanga Nothin's gonna stop me gettin' to the Caymans, Thu 13 Sep 2007, 17:32, archived)

ET !

(delboyonline Dale Winton, You're So Big!, Thu 13 Sep 2007, 17:55, archived)

Oh YES!

( mediocre FISTING FULL THROTTLE, Thu 13 Sep 2007, 18:07, archived)

That took me far too long
t'is most woo
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 13 Sep 2007, 17:01, archived)

Why?
I couldn't have used less effort making that pic.
( Jeccius 3DS friend code 4897-6337-7123, Thu 13 Sep 2007, 17:05, archived)

but it was a pun
my pun gland must be over worked and having a rest.
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 13 Sep 2007, 17:06, archived)

You can always use less effort
you just need to try harder
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 13 Sep 2007, 17:06, archived)

*tries not to try*
*discovers Zen*
( Jeccius 3DS friend code 4897-6337-7123, Thu 13 Sep 2007, 17:09, archived)

Zen burger?
One with everything

_{*gets coat*}
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 13 Sep 2007, 17:10, archived)

oh gawd
*writes down*
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 13 Sep 2007, 17:12, archived)

^this

( its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Thu 13 Sep 2007, 17:05, archived)

if I wish you happy b3taday again do I get more caek and sexes?

( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 13 Sep 2007, 17:07, archived)

mostly certainly

( its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Thu 13 Sep 2007, 17:08, archived)

Happy b3taday again
*takes sexes, caek and a party hat for good measure*
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 13 Sep 2007, 17:09, archived)

oooo...*also takes party hat*
*and jelly and ice cream* :D
( its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Thu 13 Sep 2007, 17:11, archived)

Ice cream and jelly! Where?
ooh are those mini sausage rolls and cocktail sticks with cheese and pickled onions?
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 13 Sep 2007, 17:15, archived)

*eats sausage roll*
Oh god who put razor blades in these?!
(PsychoWardJester hasn't had his weetabix, Thu 13 Sep 2007, 17:31, archived)

thats where they went

( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 13 Sep 2007, 17:33, archived)

*bleeds*
argh!
(PsychoWardJester hasn't had his weetabix, Thu 13 Sep 2007, 17:35, archived)

hey wheres my caek and sexes?
:(
(PsychoWardJester hasn't had his weetabix, Thu 13 Sep 2007, 17:12, archived)

*bestows caek and sexes*
we're running low on sexes, it's a good thing you got here when you did
( its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Thu 13 Sep 2007, 17:16, archived)

I'm always lucky like that...
*munches on caek and sexes*

Edit: Oh how rude of me, would you like some of my b3taday caek and sexes? :P
(PsychoWardJester hasn't had his weetabix, Thu 13 Sep 2007, 17:21, archived)

ah...thank you sir
*sexes....self* hmm... :P
( its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Thu 13 Sep 2007, 17:26, archived)

*fwap*
Erm...I mean...uhh...
(PsychoWardJester hasn't had his weetabix, Thu 13 Sep 2007, 17:28, archived)

it happens all the time
:P
( its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Thu 13 Sep 2007, 17:35, archived)

oh good...
so if you'll excuse me I'll be in that random shrubbery that just appeared...
(PsychoWardJester hasn't had his weetabix, Thu 13 Sep 2007, 17:42, archived)

hurrah!

( Jeccius 3DS friend code 4897-6337-7123, Thu 13 Sep 2007, 17:08, archived)

i've been asking that all day
but there are no wimens about...apart from myself

tis a shame.... ;)
( its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Thu 13 Sep 2007, 17:10, archived)

well the rest of us being men naturally means cannot bake cakes
except for the queers of course
( Jeccius 3DS friend code 4897-6337-7123, Thu 13 Sep 2007, 17:43, archived)

*joyous chuckle*
jolly good, sir!
( RiffRaff Speaks fluent Blemish, Thu 13 Sep 2007, 17:21, archived)