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( mofaha, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 0:42, archived)

Haha!
Fat Elvis had more fun.
( gronkpan http://bit.ly/8ANAej, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 0:44, archived)

ALSO: He has a cape.

( gronkpan http://bit.ly/8ANAej, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 0:46, archived)

Instant win

( SugarSpunSister I love The Bloody Beetroots, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 0:57, archived)

heh

( Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 0:45, archived)

I'M A UNIX

( Mystery_Bob, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 0:46, archived)

Hahhaha!
That is spectacular!

And now I need to go to work.

Bye all!
( gronkpan http://bit.ly/8ANAej, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 0:47, archived)

WHY REMIND ME OF MY OBLIGATIONS?
I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS?
( mofaha, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 0:50, archived)

I just got an award for WINE SALE LOL

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 3:27, archived)

heh heh

( mofaha, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 0:49, archived)

Jabba!
Woo
(Super Jet Shoes, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 0:50, archived)

It disturbs me the way that
his knackers are neatly positioned each side of his seam.
(Super Jet Shoes, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 0:47, archived)

I think that's just one of his testicles...
the other one is slightly bigger, and is stored above his waistband.
( mofaha, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 0:51, archived)

wait...isn't that the way everyone dresses?

( Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 0:54, archived)

I know a man
who is very fat (and short).

His body is so wrongly shaped, that the only trousers he can find to fit him are jogging bottoms.

When he sits down, you can clearly see his nuts - or rather, you can see the giant gristly unibollock that resembles a bag of tangerines.
( Mystery_Bob, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 1:05, archived)

AAAAAAGGGGHHHHH!!!
That camel toe is going to make me puke!

(pukes)

FUCK!
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 0:52, archived)

hahahah, holy christ!
I wouldn't mind, but I got the door poster of elvis in the gold tux only today to sell at work, so I been looking at that picture for most of the day!
( bennyhillslovechild @bhlc, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 0:54, archived)

Haha yay
I like Mac Elvis. He looks stylish.
( SugarSpunSister I love The Bloody Beetroots, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 0:56, archived)

I was mistaken for Elvis today
I was walking down the street and someone shouted
"Oi! Yes you! You fat cunt!"

Therefore, I am the PC.
( finnbar always employs the double tap, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 0:59, archived)

hahahahahahahahahahaha!
soup herb!
*click*
( Zank Frappa i might be a cunt but im not a fucking cunt, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 1:19, archived)

muwahhahhah.
 
Woo!
( Rapitinui dull as a coathanger, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 2:39, archived)

e l v e s .
s e v l e .
( postbear has metal knees, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 4:58, archived)