Who's a pretty boy?


From the Elvis challenge. See all 433 entries (closed)

(Scrofulus, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 20:33, archived)

me
but i prefer 'ruggedly handsome' to be honest
( mictoboy zombies are shit, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 20:36, archived)

Is that like ruggedly ginger?:P

( riverghost bringing you bollock moustaches since, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 20:37, archived)

ginger people can be handsome too!
ask my wife
( mictoboy zombies are shit, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 20:37, archived)

Is she handsome then?
;)

( Professor Kenny Martin Purplestock 2012, check my profile, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 20:40, archived)

if i followed that sign, i wouldn't get to derby
i'd end up in the sea
( mictoboy zombies are shit, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 20:42, archived)

If you clicked the sign you'd get to the calendar.
Then you could sign up... and then things would just take their natural course and you'd be in Derby before you knew it =)

Also, if I turn my laptop round, like this... *turns laptop* ...then if I follow the sign I'll end up at your house!

( Professor Kenny Martin Purplestock 2012, check my profile, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 20:45, archived)

i can't come to derby
i'm skint, have a very small baby, and by then, no job
( mictoboy zombies are shit, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 20:48, archived)

Fucking logic!
It ruins everything

FUCKING HAT JUST FOR FUCKING YOU. FUCK

( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 20:50, archived)

you ARE drunk

( mictoboy zombies are shit, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 20:54, archived)

She isn't.
Worryingly =)
( Professor Kenny Martin Purplestock 2012, check my profile, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 20:59, archived)

Well someone in the relationship has to be!

( riverghost bringing you bollock moustaches since, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 20:43, archived)

rugged?

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 20:37, archived)

what is really depressing is
that that was 10 years ago
( mictoboy zombies are shit, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 20:38, archived)

still would

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 20:39, archived)

:)

( mictoboy zombies are shit, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 20:41, archived)

Is it you?

( Professor Kenny Martin Purplestock 2012, check my profile, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 20:50, archived)

yes

( mictoboy zombies are shit, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 20:55, archived)

You're SEXY

( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 20:59, archived)

^ this

( Professor Kenny Martin Purplestock 2012, check my profile, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 21:00, archived)

i might have been
once
( mictoboy zombies are shit, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 21:02, archived)

I've seen you fairly recently
Those photos are just proof how much more so you can be

'AVE IT

( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 21:04, archived)

The fact you don't know it makes you more so =)

( Professor Kenny Martin Purplestock 2012, check my profile, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 21:05, archived)

are you trying to gay me up?

( mictoboy zombies are shit, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 21:08, archived)

Haha, perish the very thought!
=)
( Professor Kenny Martin Purplestock 2012, check my profile, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 21:12, archived)

Yeah
Join the club!
( riverghost bringing you bollock moustaches since, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 21:07, archived)

TJ: Mansinthe! hahahahahaha
www.stereogum.com/archives/marilyn-mansons-666-proof-absinthe.html
( HappyToast B3ta Art Auction http://b3ta.com/links/749374, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 20:40, archived)

christ
none of these new absinthes are actually absinthe proper anyway
they are just unpleasant tasting shite
( mictoboy zombies are shit, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 20:43, archived)

Plus . . . they need more side effects . . .

( Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 20:49, archived)

why is he not dead yet?

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 20:43, archived)

because it's all marketing
in reality he's just a nice jewish boy who loves his mother
( mictoboy zombies are shit, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 20:45, archived)

Yeah he got arrested for that oo.

( riverghost bringing you bollock moustaches since, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 20:45, archived)

His image is all an act?
At a guess
( Jahled 1.1%er, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 20:46, archived)

Yeah but US law prohibits the proper stuff.
Alcohol that is:P
( riverghost bringing you bollock moustaches since, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 20:45, archived)

Aaah yes . . .
however . . . the trill is . . . gone . . .
( Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 20:42, archived)