This sort of
sums up my feelings about [alleged] doctors who write in upper case.
( finnbar the occasional acid flashback, Sun 16 Sep 2007, 1:04, archived)

No real doctors ever write in upper case.
It's either an indecipherable scrawl or a strange printed mish-mash of mutually contradictory statements.
( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Sun 16 Sep 2007, 1:08, archived)

To be fair
my sister has very legible handwriting.

Of course, ethically, I can't actually be her patient, so she may treat her regulars like shit.
( finnbar the occasional acid flashback, Sun 16 Sep 2007, 1:11, archived)

My god.
You have a sister, and you think she doesn't treat you like shit? She's clearly brainwashed you.
( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Sun 16 Sep 2007, 1:14, archived)

If you have a sister that treats you like shit
just call her 'fat' and she'll be dead within four years. Worked for me.
Love,
Richard Carpenter
( routine and Pantene, Sun 16 Sep 2007, 1:24, archived)

Of course she has.
Only real doctors can brainwash properly.
( finnbar the occasional acid flashback, Sun 16 Sep 2007, 1:25, archived)