I always get confused with this monarchy stuff


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( Your watch is quickly ticking towards 5K, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:32, archived)

pfffft
the queen is alive!
(roband dropped the screw in the tuna, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:33, archived)

i think elvis
had bigger tits
( Smash Monkey worth climbing a cheese for, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:34, archived)

who doesn't?

( Your watch is quickly ticking towards 5K, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:36, archived)

corgis, possibly
but definitely not squirrels.
( Smash Monkey worth climbing a cheese for, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:38, archived)

ah, the king of queens ; )
this is vere nicely done!
( McBadger JESUS RAVES!, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:34, archived)

ta!
I wanted to add Freddie Mercury's tash for extra confusion, but it was too much
( Your watch is quickly ticking towards 5K, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:36, archived)

jimmy carr?

( mictoboy zombies are shit, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:35, archived)

thanks a lot!
you just made me choke on my galaxy :)
( Smash Monkey worth climbing a cheese for, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:36, archived)

:)

( mictoboy zombies are shit, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:40, archived)

*jealouses*
Cor! You have Galaxy!? I hope you choke on i . . . oh! Cheers, Micto!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Jaffa cakes only 500 calories per box - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:42, archived)

it's a large one, too
it's going nicely with the tea in my daffy duck mug :)
( Smash Monkey worth climbing a cheese for, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:46, archived)

The King is alive!
I saw him on TV.
( Your watch is quickly ticking towards 5K, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:37, archived)

Hahahah
In other news, Zoo want my colinmcrae.gif!

BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I'm probably the shittest person here, and that was one of the shittest things I've done, and they want it! Hahahahaha

Of course I said "yes".
( A Vagabond his uzi weighs a ton, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:36, archived)

they said the same thing to me
i don't think they used mine
(roband dropped the screw in the tuna, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:38, archived)

really?
sorry i feel like reposting

( SkUG updated your profile, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:38, archived)

ouch!
did you read the fineprint about ownership of your anus, firstborn child and sould?
( Your watch is quickly ticking towards 5K, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:38, archived)

you said yes?
why?
( mictoboy zombies are shit, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:39, archived)

Because it's shit and I don't care about it and want to see my name in lights
Hahahaha ffs how far are they reaching when they ask for that sort of shite?

EDIT: I mean - did you see it? It's bindun more than Flap apparently (unsurprisingly), and was done in 30s by me, who has no skillz:



Honestly I think it's realy funny that they want it.
( A Vagabond his uzi weighs a ton, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:41, archived)

you do realise they now own your house and all its contents?
including you...
( SkUG updated your profile, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:42, archived)

Cool.
I hope they buy me Christmas presents.
( A Vagabond his uzi weighs a ton, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:44, archived)

I tajke it you don't look at the pages
when ghosty scans em then.

Then you'll see how despearte they are...
( Joe Scaramanga Nothin's gonna stop me gettin' to the Caymans, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:42, archived)

Thass Emap for you.
*shifty eyes*
( An Eagle in Your Mind Awkward Juice. Or something. I don't fucking know., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:48, archived)

but if even you say no
they may end up having to pay for entries
so it's in everyone's best interest to tell them to fuck off
( mictoboy zombies are shit, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:48, archived)

Oh.
Oops.

Now I feel bad.
( A Vagabond his uzi weighs a ton, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:49, archived)

live and learn
no worries
have an ice cream
( SkUG updated your profile, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:49, archived)

nicely done, and in other news,
Stop GAZing me ZOO! Please!
( The Great Architect We have a REALLY big Computer, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:39, archived)

Yeah
they won't leave me alone either . . .


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Jaffa cakes only 500 calories per box - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:41, archived)

I've already emailed them before on three separate occasions saying the same thing;
If you'll pay for single use, as other (and larger) publications are willing to do, then fine, if not, no.
they've just GAZzed me again asking for another image posted this morning.
( The Great Architect We have a REALLY big Computer, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:42, archived)

they keep telling me that they want to pay me more
as mine are so good


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Jaffa cakes only 500 calories per box - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:44, archived)

I've got the bapla guidelines for payments if any of you are interested

( Jahled 1.1%er, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:46, archived)

*interested*
/the Sun paid up recently for their use of one of my images,
be nice to know on the guidelines
( The Great Architect We have a REALLY big Computer, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:47, archived)

I think i've still got your email address
*rummages*
( Jahled 1.1%er, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:48, archived)

you expect them to spend time keeping a list of who tells them to fuck off
when they can't even be bothered making content for their own magazine?
( Wasp Box www.waspbox.com/royal-family-calendar.htm, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:48, archived)

you make a fine and valid point
considering I've been one of a few who have been emailing them for nearly a year now,
you'd think someone would make the connection
( The Great Architect We have a REALLY big Computer, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:53, archived)

put them on 'ignore'

( mictoboy zombies are shit, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:53, archived)

yes, but yours are all about you breaching the restraining order.

( Thor_sonofodin Sent from my Nokia 9210 Communicator, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:43, archived)

*paces up and down
at the end of Thor's road*



( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Jaffa cakes only 500 calories per box - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:45, archived)

get off my patch!

( Mighty Nibus SHUT UP YOU NOISY FUCKING GREEKS, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:48, archived)