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(Biff..., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:02, archived)

ElvRIS
geddit? elvRIS
( Your watch is quickly ticking towards 5K, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:04, archived)

ah come on
Per Sivle (6. april 1857–6. september 1904) var ein norsk diktar og journalist. Han blei fødd i Flåm i Sogn og Fjordane fylke og voks opp hjå fosterforeldre på Voss på garden Brekke (nabogarden til garden Stalheim), som og forøvrig var ættegarden hans.

it's obvious
( Mighty Nibus SHUT UP YOU NOISY FUCKING GREEKS, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:05, archived)

Well we were all thinking it!
Hippy Bistro BTW.
( riverghost I never forgive id=60692,84237!!!, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:06, archived)

tar :)

( Mighty Nibus SHUT UP YOU NOISY FUCKING GREEKS, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:09, archived)

that's actually very good

( its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:07, archived)

Yeah but does
6. april 1857–6 mean he was born backwards in time?
( riverghost I never forgive id=60692,84237!!!, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:08, archived)

could be

( its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:09, archived)

yes
I taught Wikipedia it
( Mighty Nibus SHUT UP YOU NOISY FUCKING GREEKS, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:08, archived)

I should have known but
a møøse eat my dictionary

here is a translation:

Per Sivle (født 6. april 1857 i Flåm, død 16. september 1904 i Kristiania) var en norsk forfatter, lyriker og journalist. Han ble født i Flåm i Aurland kommune I Sogn og Fjordane, men vokste opp ved Stalheim, i dag i Voss kommune i Hordaland.
( Your watch is quickly ticking towards 5K, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:07, archived)

he's a forfatter now?
the dirty sod
( Mighty Nibus SHUT UP YOU NOISY FUCKING GREEKS, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:11, archived)

still better than a dirty diktar

( Your watch is quickly ticking towards 5K, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:12, archived)

i was bitten by a moose once

( mictoboy zombies are shit, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:13, archived)

where?

( Your watch is quickly ticking towards 5K, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:16, archived)

in its mouth?

( SkUG updated your profile, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:18, archived)

A moose once bit my sister.

( A Vagabond his uzi weighs a ton, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:18, archived)

Translation:
Per Sivle was a Norwegian dictator and journalist. Han Solo fed him Flom as he was pining for the fjords and the folks from Foster's home for Imaginary Friends oompa-pa garden breakfast time (Naked garden til gardening starts), some of the foreigners were against Han.
( Mrs Trellis has her two Misses Trellises at home :), Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:13, archived)

this is not office safe
for I'm giggling like an imbecile and trying to hide it

this should be frontpaged
( Your watch is quickly ticking towards 5K, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:15, archived)

I thought that was a pisstake till I got to the end
I didn't know you spoke Norwegian
( Mighty Nibus SHUT UP YOU NOISY FUCKING GREEKS, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:15, archived)

I am fluent in many languages
:-)
( Mrs Trellis has her two Misses Trellises at home :), Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:17, archived)

sadly
i'm only fluent in gibberish and bullshit :(
( Smash Monkey worth climbing a cheese for, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:21, archived)

Sorry made me laugh. GCing for the latest SA and found this guy's first post.

( riverghost I never forgive id=60692,84237!!!, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:06, archived)

....that's not his first post

( Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:08, archived)

Well obviously JJ has done many posts:P

( riverghost I never forgive id=60692,84237!!!, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:10, archived)

I mean it's not his first account

( Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:10, archived)

You need to get out more:P

( riverghost I never forgive id=60692,84237!!!, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:14, archived)

at 4am? ;)

( Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:16, archived)

yes and play in the road
i like to pretend im a hedgehog
( SkUG updated your profile, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:18, archived)

You only say that
So people will try and cover you in cheese and pineapple at buffets and use you as a centre piece.
( riverghost I never forgive id=60692,84237!!!, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:25, archived)

*looks nervous*
h-h-h-h-h-how'd you find that out *looks about worriedly*
( SkUG updated your profile, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:26, archived)

ummm...
eh? Bizarre.
( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:08, archived)

Yes, I saw that
No SA all this week though :(
( Mrs Trellis has her two Misses Trellises at home :), Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:08, archived)

fucking Ian McShane
i'll fucking 'lovejoy' him...

...dry.
( Thor_sonofodin Sent from my Nokia 9210 Communicator, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:08, archived)

heh

( Mighty Nibus SHUT UP YOU NOISY FUCKING GREEKS, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:10, archived)

I'm guessing 35+ year old 'clean living sorta guy'
That wants to butt rape Matt Dillon
( riverghost I never forgive id=60692,84237!!!, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:11, archived)

i do no...

oh, ermmm... yes, i bet he is.
( Thor_sonofodin Sent from my Nokia 9210 Communicator, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:19, archived)

HOLY FUCK! IAN MCSHANE ON MY INTERNETS!

( Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:09, archived)