A grandmother at 39?
Miss Rosario, of Brickley Lane, Devizes, said: "The checkout assistant asked if I had ID so she could sell me the alcohol. I said no, I'm not a child, I'm 40 next year'."

Good heavens!

Edit: and from the second one: "Store staff are trained to be highly vigilant"
Hahahaha
( Jahled 1.1%er, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:52, archived)