Beardo!
I'll see your tATu with tattoos of Tattoo

And raise you tATu with tattoos of Tattoo at the Edinburgh Tattoo...
( Shedside, Wed 5 Feb 2003, 16:58, archived)

TATU
look like mail order brides

(not that I'd know. Obviously)
( Finite is missing a tooth :(, Wed 5 Feb 2003, 16:59, archived)

could you recommend your
catalogue then
( Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Wed 5 Feb 2003, 17:01, archived)

TJ
Has anyone got a picture of some teeny-tiny elephants?
( Baz Fuck off, Wed 5 Feb 2003, 17:02, archived)

like this you mean?

( Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 5 Feb 2003, 17:17, archived)

I used that one today!
I believe that's a deja-woo!
( Dr.Dunno, Wed 5 Feb 2003, 17:23, archived)

or like this?

/repost
( rogan, Wed 5 Feb 2003, 17:25, archived)

sure, I'll give you the number... ah! er... no, I meant I wouldn't know anything about that kind of thing

(I reckon they're probably controlled by Russian mafia anyway, their manager might look a bit like Zangief)
( Finite is missing a tooth :(, Wed 5 Feb 2003, 17:03, archived)

they tried
a laser show at the tattoo last year but the whole thing just disappeared.

i am very, very sorry
( stouffer, Wed 5 Feb 2003, 17:00, archived)

Don't be
It gave this thread meaning.
( Shedside, Wed 5 Feb 2003, 17:01, archived)

no, i genuinely
fear it is the worst joke i have ever made.
( stouffer, Wed 5 Feb 2003, 17:04, archived)

It took me 10 minutes to get it
and then I realised how bad it was
( dr_fonz, Wed 5 Feb 2003, 17:06, archived)

i'm sorry
( stouffer, Wed 5 Feb 2003, 17:06, archived)

i just got it.
just then when I read your post.

I laughed aloud for a second and then howled with pain.
( Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 5 Feb 2003, 17:07, archived)

again i can only apologise. whaddya want? blood?
( stouffer, Wed 5 Feb 2003, 17:14, archived)

Blood?
No, we want MORE!!
( dr_fonz, Wed 5 Feb 2003, 17:15, archived)

i dunno
I'd probably settle for blood.
( Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 5 Feb 2003, 17:20, archived)

Me
still don't get it.

Or maybe I do, but haven't realised anyone would think it funny... oh I don't know.
( Ijon Tichy, Wed 5 Feb 2003, 17:16, archived)

think laser tattoo removal
( stouffer, Wed 5 Feb 2003, 17:19, archived)

Oh

( Ijon Tichy, Wed 5 Feb 2003, 17:23, archived)

Dearie

( Ijon Tichy, Wed 5 Feb 2003, 17:24, archived)

Me

( Ijon Tichy, Wed 5 Feb 2003, 17:24, archived)

I raise again...


with t-two tatus with tattoos of tattoo at t-two tattoos...

is that cheating?
( dr_fonz, Wed 5 Feb 2003, 17:01, archived)

.

( Shedside, Wed 5 Feb 2003, 17:09, archived)

arghhh
that could get dangerously out of hand.

stop i say!
( Beardo, Wed 5 Feb 2003, 17:04, archived)

They're not
particularly attractive really, are they?
( sadmike, Wed 5 Feb 2003, 17:09, archived)

I would

( Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Wed 5 Feb 2003, 17:10, archived)