Three questions
1: How on Earth do you get those down to size and so smooth?
2: How long does it take you?
3: Do you ever feel ashamed about making the rest of us look like a pack of bumbling idiots?
( boris the spider West, in that sort of thing is not., Sat 22 Sep 2007, 21:50, archived)

4. What's the fastest land animal?

The cheetah

next!
( mediocre FISTING FULL THROTTLE, Sat 22 Sep 2007, 21:51, archived)

wrong
it's a lady on heat within visible distance of me.
( GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 22 Sep 2007, 21:55, archived)

EROTEK!

( mediocre FISTING FULL THROTTLE, Sat 22 Sep 2007, 21:56, archived)

Should I fake my orgasms?
/damn you, Airplane 2
( The Great Architect We have a REALLY big Computer, Sat 22 Sep 2007, 21:59, archived)

no
you never want to give the impression that you're enjoying something that does nothing for you, it'll only harm you in the long run
( boris the spider West, in that sort of thing is not., Sat 22 Sep 2007, 22:01, archived)

I think they are good pictures
quality wise they are immense.. but not my sort of humour.
( Super piat I am the owl, Sat 22 Sep 2007, 21:52, archived)

the talent on show
is something else entirely. i'd love to be able to make animations this good.

edit: that looks gushy as fuck.
( boris the spider West, in that sort of thing is not., Sat 22 Sep 2007, 21:54, archived)

Yeah me too
Happy toast= the best , but I just don't find that funny, but it will get a fp...
( Super piat I am the owl, Sat 22 Sep 2007, 21:56, archived)

it'd be nice, but I wouldn't put money on it
a) there's one on there already and this is too similar
b) I do hundreds of things that don't get FPd between the ones that do, my ratio is actually pretty sucky! :D
( HappyToast B3ta Art Auction http://b3ta.com/links/749374, Sat 22 Sep 2007, 22:01, archived)

my ratio
is 0/50 or something like that.

I SUCK WORSE THAN YOU. it's scientifically proven.
( boris the spider West, in that sort of thing is not., Sat 22 Sep 2007, 22:01, archived)

Haha
I was going to contact you anyway about a feacturette in sounds mag..
( Super piat I am the owl, Sat 22 Sep 2007, 22:02, archived)

5. Should I fake my orgasms?

( mediocre FISTING FULL THROTTLE, Sat 22 Sep 2007, 21:53, archived)

pfft
meh
( Super piat I am the owl, Sat 22 Sep 2007, 21:54, archived)

yes
always fake, it saves anyone any feelings of shame
( boris the spider West, in that sort of thing is not., Sat 22 Sep 2007, 21:55, archived)

no
nooo.........noooooo......noooooooooo!!!.............oh GOD NOOOOOOOO.....
( Tedmus, Sat 22 Sep 2007, 22:03, archived)

Did you just have one?

( mediocre FISTING FULL THROTTLE, Sat 22 Sep 2007, 22:05, archived)

I'm a multiple
man, which is handy as I'm decorating my front room and saved myself a fortune on Solvite.
( Tedmus, Sat 22 Sep 2007, 22:10, archived)

ahahaha

( boris the spider West, in that sort of thing is not., Sat 22 Sep 2007, 22:05, archived)

1. its only 140 wide, doubled up in the html
2. About half an hour that one, but I'd already made the Winehouse model
3. No because there are people on here far better than me in other packages and at the end of the day it's not the technique that counts, its the hummus.
( HappyToast B3ta Art Auction http://b3ta.com/links/749374, Sat 22 Sep 2007, 21:53, archived)

I think it looks better in 140px

( mediocre FISTING FULL THROTTLE, Sat 22 Sep 2007, 21:55, archived)

This is no time to discuss your private hummus
put it away... no one wants to see your spicey kabab..
( Super piat I am the owl, Sat 22 Sep 2007, 21:55, archived)

i'm very impressed anyway
whatever you say.

i'd agree it looks better at 140 though
( boris the spider West, in that sort of thing is not., Sat 22 Sep 2007, 21:56, archived)

it looks better in the original 280 with 60 frames,
but I couldn't get that under 500k
( HappyToast B3ta Art Auction http://b3ta.com/links/749374, Sat 22 Sep 2007, 21:58, archived)

ha
i can understand that. i struggle to get 20 frame animations that jerk like crazy under 300k...
( boris the spider West, in that sort of thing is not., Sat 22 Sep 2007, 21:59, archived)

well
1. He does graphics stuff for a living, so he has some shit-hot software...
2. Probably longer than you think.
3. Don't be stupid. Would you, if you were that good?
( finnbar always employs the double tap, Sat 22 Sep 2007, 22:36, archived)