My first photoshop in years.


From the Amy Winehouse challenge. See all 318 entries (closed)

( Sir Sand Goblin Bill Withers, Mon 24 Sep 2007, 1:28, archived)

so marty fieldman was her dad.....

( TBL has been nicking oldpoints wifi since, Mon 24 Sep 2007, 1:29, archived)

to the tune of "Betty Davis Eyes"
Her hair is gray and old
Her lips chapped and dry
Her hands are always cold
She's got Marty Feldman eyes
Her once good looks are gone
She'll no longer entice
A big mole on her nose
She's got Marty Feldman eyes

She'll unease you
She has fleas too
And she has Hodgkin's disease too
She's atrocious
Sometimes she forgets to make the toilet bowl flush
She's got Kirstie Alley big fat thighs
She's got Marty Feldman eyes

She's from a mental home
You know her mind's not right
Her hair she doesn't comb
She's got Marty Feldman eyes
She'll scream or mumble at you
Repeats everything twice
She's got a few loose screws
She's got Marty Feldman eyes

She's an old shrew
And she's been to
Other planets in a U.F.O. too
She's atrocious
And she knows just what it takes to make you go nuts
All the boys think she's a guy
She's got Marty Feldman eyes

She'll impede you
And deceive you
All the better just to leave you
She's atrocious
When she scrubs her back she'll use the toilet bowl brush
All the boys think she's a guy
She's got Marty Feldman eyes
( tubaman, Mon 24 Sep 2007, 3:24, archived)

heh.

( postbear has metal knees, Mon 24 Sep 2007, 3:33, archived)

one eye up the park

( amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 24 Sep 2007, 1:30, archived)

I imagine that thing
with a dromedarial hunchback ^
( Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 24 Sep 2007, 1:32, archived)

Shitting crikey and othersuch expletives

( SugarSpunSister I love The Bloody Beetroots, Mon 24 Sep 2007, 1:32, archived)

YES

( gronkpan http://bit.ly/8ANAej, Mon 24 Sep 2007, 1:34, archived)

my first compo entry in even longer

( Sir Sand Goblin Bill Withers, Mon 24 Sep 2007, 1:35, archived)

you mean like
aaaaages
?
( Sir Pigeon Nipples ... Hitler invented rice ..., Mon 24 Sep 2007, 1:37, archived)

i meant distance rather than time.

( Sir Sand Goblin Bill Withers, Mon 24 Sep 2007, 1:44, archived)

Like
aaaaages away?
( Sir Pigeon Nipples ... Hitler invented rice ..., Mon 24 Sep 2007, 1:46, archived)

depends on the vehicle

( Sir Sand Goblin Bill Withers, Mon 24 Sep 2007, 1:54, archived)

ALRIGHT!
HIGH FIVE!
( Shada, Mon 24 Sep 2007, 1:35, archived)

EVERYONE CLICK THAT YOU LIKE MY POST!!!!1111111

( Sir Sand Goblin Bill Withers, Mon 24 Sep 2007, 1:36, archived)

GImme 5 bucks & I will

( Sir Pigeon Nipples ... Hitler invented rice ..., Mon 24 Sep 2007, 1:38, archived)

fuck you
fuck him too. fuck everyone except gronkpan, who can fucking fuck himself.
( mr horrible, Mon 24 Sep 2007, 1:38, archived)

I object to this

( SugarSpunSister I love The Bloody Beetroots, Mon 24 Sep 2007, 1:39, archived)

I object to your objection

( Sir Pigeon Nipples ... Hitler invented rice ..., Mon 24 Sep 2007, 1:43, archived)

I just object
BEDTIME night b3ta
( SugarSpunSister I love The Bloody Beetroots, Mon 24 Sep 2007, 1:52, archived)

WE ARE HUMANS NOT OBJECTS

( gronkpan http://bit.ly/8ANAej, Mon 24 Sep 2007, 1:55, archived)

'Night

( Sir Pigeon Nipples ... Hitler invented rice ..., Mon 24 Sep 2007, 1:58, archived)

+ up
ask him what colour he painted my floor on Sunday morning;)
( Sir Pigeon Nipples ... Hitler invented rice ..., Mon 24 Sep 2007, 1:40, archived)

HOW DID YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT

( gronkpan http://bit.ly/8ANAej, Mon 24 Sep 2007, 1:41, archived)

This is the internet,
we know everything
( Sir Pigeon Nipples ... Hitler invented rice ..., Mon 24 Sep 2007, 1:42, archived)

Damn your eyes!

( WiL Pantheist Bi Polar Polyamoric Pansexual, Mon 24 Sep 2007, 1:39, archived)

Too late!
/points
( Black Moon Spock's Scanner part 3 available now!, Mon 24 Sep 2007, 2:32, archived)

What 'ump?
( WiL Pantheist Bi Polar Polyamoric Pansexual, Mon 24 Sep 2007, 8:34, archived)

Most
certainly would :¬)
( wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 24 Sep 2007, 1:55, archived)

she's no flap, but she'll do.

( postbear has metal knees, Mon 24 Sep 2007, 1:58, archived)

Fantastic!
For what it's worth, have a *click*
( mofaha, Mon 24 Sep 2007, 6:54, archived)