if only you lived near a cow with really long teats
you wouldn't have to go out to get milk, you could have your own fresh supply draped through the window

*ponders patent*
( Mighty Nibus SHUT UP YOU NOISY FUCKING GREEKS, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:50, archived)

*beats nibus to it*
New Udder-Stretchers™ from Freebs Industries

Ideal for Monday morning milk delivery through the window satisfaction.

*Cow Not Supplied
( bilbobaileybarneybobs @bilbobarneybobs- tweet tweet!, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:52, archived)

how much are they?
( Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:53, archived)

i'll charge 11p

( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:04, archived)

DEAL!
ha ha ha sucker
( Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:08, archived)