Made the mistake of going there for a holiday
The idea was to go and then find out what was there when we arrived.

Aberystwyth should have been an Infocom adventure for the VIC-20:

You are in Aberystwyth: There is fuck all here.
> N
You north of in Aberystwyth: There is fuck all here.
> N
You are north of Aberystwyth: There is fuck all here.
> E
You are north east of Aberystwyth: There is fuck all here.
> S.S.S.S
You are south east of Aberystwyth: There is fuck all here.
> W
You are south of Aberystwyth: There is fuck all here.
> W
You have drowned
Score [0/514]
Play again?
( Horatio P Lemming, Thu 6 Feb 2003, 13:38, archived)

Brilliant
that made me laugh a lot - a sing of a woefully wasted youth I think

(on VIC 20 games, not in Wales)
(b, Thu 6 Feb 2003, 13:48, archived)

Oi some of us live in Aberystwyth
At least one does, and there's loads here, honest.

Oh alright there's bugger all, but don't rub it in OK
( A good man, and thorough, Thu 6 Feb 2003, 14:01, archived)