He isn't an actor, but he would be an inappropriate one.


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( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:20, archived)

Best horror film ever.

( war3n3xt I love mark! fuck jonny.. fool, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:21, archived)

Proper horror show
/droog
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:22, archived)

I wants a captain spalding mask.
for halloween
( war3n3xt I love mark! fuck jonny.. fool, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:25, archived)

That would be quite a big house then

( mediocre *canned laughter*, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:22, archived)

Probably has a loft conversion
and maybe even a basement.

Double garage, natch.
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:23, archived)

or baby corpses?
maybe!

EDIT: oh no it was O.A.P's
(vocos locos you bet cash, you lose cash, you pay cash, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:24, archived)

Well there goes any sleep I was hoping to get tonight.
*Goes to check on the babies*
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:25, archived)

sorry

(vocos locos you bet cash, you lose cash, you pay cash, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:26, archived)

Thou needs not apologise for a parent's paranoia, young sir.

( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:27, archived)

Top tip for serial killers

install an incinerator
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:25, archived)

house of a thousand
urns
(vocos locos you bet cash, you lose cash, you pay cash, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:26, archived)

Much more practical, I'm sure

( mediocre *canned laughter*, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:29, archived)

unfortunately.....
not so scary
(vocos locos you bet cash, you lose cash, you pay cash, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:32, archived)

I hear he bought the Semi detached next door too
and just knocked through to make one big house
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:25, archived)

He has planning permition for a conservatory too
but it would probably get abit ripe in there during the hot months.
( Koba Swim across the Volga and get my kite back Dmitry, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:26, archived)

It seems a more expensive option,
but by the time you've paid legal fees and removal men and changed your number and everything it isn't really that much more and we're still close to her mum, so it seemed worth it, and the extra room for the corpses is invaluable, I don't know how we managed before.
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:26, archived)

The money you saved in renting space to keep the corpses in before
would almost pay for it.
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:31, archived)

Well, to an extent I'm just making excuses,
but I'd have to lug all the corpses across town and we had the money so we thought, "Why not?".
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:44, archived)

Pfffft
Haha
(Pavlov'sDog Sit! Pavlov'sDog, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:22, archived)

Hahaha!Aceness!
Did the board bork earlier?
Or was it ust me?
I couldn't get on for about 2 hours!!!
( Mstandot, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:30, archived)

It was borked

a lot of b3tan babies will be born in 9 months time, I recon
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:31, archived)

Haha!
How goes it Mr M?
( Mstandot, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:33, archived)

A bit uninspired today
I think I need sleep. Sweet blissful sleep.

yourself?
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:33, archived)

It's all good here.
I am extremly proud of the Photograph "fixes" I have just done, whilst not being on here, really old one of my grandparents when they were young, removing creases etc.
( Mstandot, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:38, archived)

Ah, good job
that must be very thankful work
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:51, archived)

not an actor
fail
( SkUG is glad to be out of hospital (stupid lungs), Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:44, archived)

So how do you explain the wills then?

( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:46, archived)