Hey Frodo


You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Isenguard?

From the Inappropriate Actors challenge. See all 558 entries (closed)

( Pope Yoda Secretly set the great B3ta fire of '08, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 6:44, archived)

Gandalf played by Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Get your ass to Mordor!
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 6:50, archived)

Joo Shaal naaht paahs

( Pope Yoda Secretly set the great B3ta fire of '08, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 7:08, archived)

...grade three!
i don't think he did.
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 7:10, archived)

yeah he did
huge fucker just tossed his teacher around till he got good marks
( Pope Yoda Secretly set the great B3ta fire of '08, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 7:13, archived)

are there any pictures of him as a child?
i bet he was a runt who had to wear dresses.
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 7:15, archived)

Nah, he coulda kicked my ass
at age 16
( Pope Yoda Secretly set the great B3ta fire of '08, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 7:23, archived)

bah, i want to see him at nine or five or eleven.
actually, i don't want to see him at all.

terminator 4 is going to suck.
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 7:30, archived)

OOH LA LA
 

 
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 7:31, archived)

persilla, queen of the austrian desert.

( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 7:37, archived)

Fookin ell!

( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 7:18, archived)

Oi
donate some money already so we know your B3rthday! and a happy one to you at that
( Pope Yoda Secretly set the great B3ta fire of '08, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 7:29, archived)

!
let there be cake!

( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 7:31, archived)

RUN AWAY!
I nearly soiled my armour!
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 7:40, archived)

i wore the carebear hat just for you.

( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 7:45, archived)

you know, that's still pretty hot.

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 7:41, archived)

THESE DICKS AIN'T GONNA SELL THEMSELVES!

( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 7:36, archived)

pfffft!
 


Excellent.
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 6:51, archived)

OH CHIKE, WHERE ART THOU?

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 6:55, archived)

elves don't eat at burger king, you saggy-titted religious kook!
i keep expecting to see a glut of robot posts for this compo, like the jetsons robot in transformers and such.
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 6:54, archived)

o that's right, another competition. huh.
 
Did you see these rescue kitties on the links board?
www.b3ta.com/links/Cats_Pose_to_the_music_I_m_too_sexy
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 6:58, archived)

oh my!
i had not, thanks. what a good idea, and beautiful kitties too.
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 7:10, archived)

of course elves dont eat Return of the Burger King
they eat McDurin's
( Pope Yoda Secretly set the great B3ta fire of '08, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 7:11, archived)

i'm out of ideas.
i am not nerd enough and i don't eat fast food. put me with the orcs.
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 7:14, archived)

read the books as a kid
and my old roommate was a Tarentino nut. first thing that popped in my mind was Sam Jackson as a wraithking asking if Sauron looked like a bitch, but I went with this instead
( Pope Yoda Secretly set the great B3ta fire of '08, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 7:16, archived)

i read the books as a kid too, but they didn't resonate with me for long.
but the sam jackson thing would work.
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 7:21, archived)