ACHTUNG
viel Spaß!
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 12:15, archived)

EEK!!
the ß is apparently no longer a necessary thing

tho I like it ßßßßßßß!
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 12:24, archived)

wrong
if the vowel before it is spoken short, as in "Rassenhass", you use the 'ss' (no, not the Himmler one)
if it's spoken long, you still use the 'ß' (as in "Dein Fuß steckt in meinem Arsch")
( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 12:31, archived)

oh I was told it was old fart stuff
yay!

now I can say Ich Ißt and stuff :D
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 12:44, archived)

pffft!
that's wrong on so many levels
( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 12:46, archived)