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(fred foobar Yeah, whatever..., Fri 12 Oct 2007, 2:09, archived)

WHERE IS THE JERK STORE?
THE OLD ONE CLOSED DOWN.
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 2:09, archived)

JERK STORE

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 2:12, archived)

IT IS IN THE OCEAN.
IT SELLS FISH.
( mofaha, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 2:12, archived)

FISH DICK!
( Sir Pigeon Nipples ... Hitler invented rice ..., Fri 12 Oct 2007, 2:13, archived)

That adds a whole new meaning to your sig.

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 2:18, archived)

motorboats are totally a way to pick up all the dicks.

(d d your friend!, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 2:20, archived)

I still love that story about that German cannibal.
One night before they completely killed the guy that was being eaten, they severed and attempted to eat his penis.

Not even a pair of crazed german cannibals could eat a penis.
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 2:24, archived)

oh yeah, I remember that
didn't the guy asked to be eaten?
(d d your friend!, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 2:27, archived)

That's the one.
They still couldn't eat his dick though.
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 2:30, archived)

Maybe it just didn't taste good.
Maybe there are flavours.
( mofaha, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 2:32, archived)

He probably ate a bunch of asparagus the night before.

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 2:33, archived)

That makes a heap of sense.
I think we've got this one solved.
( mofaha, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 2:41, archived)

Now all we need is a volunteer that will eat pineapple for three days.

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 3:03, archived)

I LIKE TO DO A SCIENCE EXPERIMENT.

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 3:13, archived)

there are. trust me.

( postbear has metal knees, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 4:34, archived)

THE JERK STORE ONLY THINKS OF ITSELF.
SELL FISH, GEDDIT?

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 2:34, archived)

WE SHOULD MAKE IT O FISH SHELL, AMIRITEFOLKS?
LOLOLOLOLOLOL
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 2:38, archived)

Pffffft
x2
( mediocre FISTING FULL THROTTLE, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 8:52, archived)

ONLY IMPORTS AVAILABLE NOW.
Can I interest you in a Wank-R-Type?
Comes with free ass-eels and aids, all for $9.99
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 2:12, archived)

I THINK IT MIGHT BE TIME FOR ANOTHER JERK STORE RECALL.

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 2:19, archived)

EELS ARE SCARY.
I HAD A BAD DREAM ABOUT AN EEL.
(d d your friend!, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 2:20, archived)

THE BAND IS PRETTY SHIT TOO.

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 2:20, archived)

I never heard them but the wikipedia entry convinced me
any asshole who not only has a myspace for his dog but also has it written about in his band's wiki deserves death.
(d d your friend!, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 2:23, archived)

Hear, hear!

( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 2:40, archived)

SHE MUST BE THE NAZIS.

(d d your friend!, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 2:16, archived)

SAVE HITLER'S BRAIN:

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 2:20, archived)

DONATE MONEY TO THE SAVE HITLER'S BRAIN FOUNDATION
PUT A COFEECAN WITH A HOLE IN THE TOP AND A PEICE OF PAPER TAPED TO THE FRONT IN YOUR GAS STATION RESTSTOP STORE AND WATCH THE DONATIONS COME POURING IN.
(d d your friend!, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 2:21, archived)

ANOTHER BUSINESS PLAN IS FORMED

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 2:25, archived)

AND WHAT A MASTER PLAN IT IS.

(d d your friend!, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 2:27, archived)

WE SHOULD APPLY FOR A BANK LOAN AND SHIT.

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 2:32, archived)

you have to apply for shit?
weird.
( postbear has metal knees, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 5:22, archived)

IT'S A FUCKING NANNY STATE

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 7:43, archived)

The hills are alive...
with the sound of moaning!
( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 3:38, archived)

that's one ugly porn star.

( postbear has metal knees, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 4:36, archived)