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(kna has forgotten everything., Sun 14 Oct 2007, 19:13, archived)

that's "Professor Goatse" for you

( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Sun 14 Oct 2007, 19:15, archived)

hehe, nice one
In other news, I have just 'marked' what has probably been the worst set of student assignments I've ever had the misfortune to read - utter, utter shite on the whole.
God it's depressing.
( The Great Architect, Sun 14 Oct 2007, 19:18, archived)

good evening TGA
did you mean 'armed'?

make moar sense!
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Sun 14 Oct 2007, 19:20, archived)

what do you teach?

( Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 14 Oct 2007, 19:21, archived)

Design Procedures in Construction, Design Principles and Application, Graphical Detailing and Construction Design and the Environment
as well as the odd bit of maths and structural analysis
( The Great Architect, Sun 14 Oct 2007, 19:37, archived)

....sooooo.....architecture/civil engineering? maybe?

( Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 14 Oct 2007, 19:41, archived)

yup, that's the one :)
I do it freelance away from my own business, could never teach full time
( The Great Architect, Sun 14 Oct 2007, 19:42, archived)

only a sucker would...





oops
( kingsuperspecial is a Barbie horse, I have my own shower of course., Sun 14 Oct 2007, 19:54, archived)

What do you teach?

( mediocre *canned laughter*, Sun 14 Oct 2007, 20:01, archived)

SCIENCE!
( kingsuperspecial is a Barbie horse, I have my own shower of course., Sun 14 Oct 2007, 20:06, archived)

Yay!

I used to smuggle bits of magnesium strip out of chemistry class ;)
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Sun 14 Oct 2007, 20:16, archived)

it's insane when i think about it sometimes
my official job title is "Director of Science" and am in charge of a stupid amount of people, am joint 7th in charge of a large high-school
and yet spend most of my time here :)
( kingsuperspecial is a Barbie horse, I have my own shower of course., Sun 14 Oct 2007, 20:22, archived)

\0/
;)
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Sun 14 Oct 2007, 20:32, archived)

I heard a story from my geography teacher a few years back
About a student who wrote an essay on how earthquakes were caused by "big ships making big waves that shake the world"

He dragged it out, even though he knew it was bollocks.

Those kinds of essays are at least entertaining because you KNOW they're kidding..

What was this one about then? =]
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Sun 14 Oct 2007, 19:26, archived)

I've had worse, I have had 2 separate student occassions where:
1.) on asked to produce a map of norwich, and identify key locations when considering upcoming development, have gone to google, searched for 'map of norwich' and have promptly printed out a map of Norwich, in the US, highlighted it, and drawn over it without realising it's the wrong feckin' continent, let alone, the wrong city...
Even down to highlighting the 'old indian burial ground' - I shit you not

2.) on producing an assignment for 'environmental design in construction' forgot to use spellcheck, and proudly stated...
'most releases of methane and other harmful gasses into the environment are caused by CFC's and ARSEHOLES (they meant 'aerosols')

Today's assignments have even been worse than that.

This one was very simple, they had to RESEARCH and give separate answers for the roles and repsonsibilities of various design team members, then they had to describe the RIBA plan of work, and give basic job descriptions for people like architects, technoogists, client, contractors, building surveyors etc etc, all routine stuff which we've done in class and they've been given comprehensive notes on up to a point, leading to their own research, yet they STILL don't discipline themselves in researching on their own and doing it.

They are SO gonna get a bollocking on Wednesday at 1pm...
( The Great Architect, Sun 14 Oct 2007, 19:31, archived)

Don't ever build on the old indian burying grounds
them's haunted

;)


/edit: pffffffft!
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Sun 14 Oct 2007, 19:37, archived)

I have that particular piece photocopied and up on my desk at college :)

( The Great Architect, Sun 14 Oct 2007, 19:38, archived)

;D

( mediocre *canned laughter*, Sun 14 Oct 2007, 19:41, archived)

maybe he/she actually meant arseholes
...just couldnt spell sphincter
( Hummel has had balls removed, Sun 14 Oct 2007, 19:41, archived)

I thought that too, what with the methane and everything, but not even a student would be silly enough to put that down deliberately

( The Great Architect, Sun 14 Oct 2007, 19:47, archived)

I'll see that
and raise you a note that was attached to a repeat prescription for someone who gets morphine delivered weekly (I sell drugs for a living, by the way):

Dear Doctor ******
Im WRitting To ask for my prescription To be wroTE out please as its Due I get wednesda'ys one then thats it ran out its for the ***** chemist Im still very sore with my ulcer and Fybromalgia Im finding it Very hard to get out it hurts to much I was wandering IF I could please have antibioctics For my chest Infection its light green and hurts when I cough [continues in this vein for another page-and-a-half]
( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Sun 14 Oct 2007, 19:47, archived)

Mmm light green

( mediocre *canned laughter*, Sun 14 Oct 2007, 19:53, archived)

you read 'em?
you mean you don't just tick and move on?

sucker ;)`
( kingsuperspecial is a Barbie horse, I have my own shower of course., Sun 14 Oct 2007, 19:26, archived)

generally, its down to reading the overview and adding the ticks, but this lot have taken unashamed idiocy to a new level
they're all 17/18/19 and I reckon a good 60%-70% as it stands will not last the year
( The Great Architect, Sun 14 Oct 2007, 19:33, archived)

Do you require a giant rubber
FAIL stamp?

FAIL
FAIL
FAILFAILFAILFAILFAIL
Unmarked.
( TechImp is trying to be nice (with great difficulty)., Sun 14 Oct 2007, 19:28, archived)

I'd pay the extra and go for the extra letter...
SHITE
SHITE
SHITE
SHITE
( The Great Architect, Sun 14 Oct 2007, 19:31, archived)

You are my Cybernetics lecturer
Although his marking was more "You are taking the piss!"

Which was fair. Harsh, but fair.
( TechImp is trying to be nice (with great difficulty)., Sun 14 Oct 2007, 19:33, archived)

oooo

( madaxe snow leopard ate my mac, Sun 14 Oct 2007, 19:46, archived)