late night Radio 4 messes with your mind


From the Inappropriate Actors challenge. See all 558 entries (closed)

(pdjpdj, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 10:52, archived)

Is Pritt Stick a member of Equity?

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 10:53, archived)

non-Equity, safe for kids.

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 10:55, archived)

then hurrah and huzzah!

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 10:56, archived)

no
pritt stick is shite.

PVA ftw!
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 10:57, archived)

CowGum FTW!

( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 10:58, archived)

I'm not familiar with this kind of glue
is that the name, or the main ingredient?
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 11:00, archived)

both

[edit]bah! they don't make it any more, you have to use this replacement product.
www.discountart.co.uk/Studio_Gum_cat_149.html
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 11:03, archived)

mmm
chewy
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 11:04, archived)

Pritt stick is good for licking
PVA is good for painting on skin and peeling off
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 10:59, archived)

agreed

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 10:59, archived)

^this^

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 11:00, archived)

what's PVC for?

( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 11:04, archived)

both

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 11:04, archived)

Painting on skin and then licking?
*thinks*

*concurs*


( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 11:05, archived)

:D

( Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 11:20, archived)

'ning miss =)

( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 11:21, archived)

'ning prof

( Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 11:22, archived)

Still not changed your mind about the Derby bash?
Manchester's not as far away as Germany, and Dixon's coming!

( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 11:23, archived)

'm afraid I'm otherwise engaged on the 27th my dear!
Halloween do doncha know
Rest assured that I shall set aside a quiet part of the evening and raise a glass of finest vino in honour of the b3tan bash
(then I will drink it)
( Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 11:38, archived)

I concur
and 'ning!
( Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 11:18, archived)

i would imagine it would be a member of SAG

( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 10:57, archived)

Stick Actor's Glue?

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 10:59, archived)

does it really matter?
it's only one more day and then we're shot of this shite
( prodigy69 uncle 2.0, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 10:58, archived)

pft

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 10:59, archived)

To be replaced with what though?
And we've got a whole Tuesday to get through first..
( Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Tue 16 Oct 2007, 11:03, archived)

may I suggest:
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post68932/

or

www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post69949/
( The Great Architect, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 11:06, archived)

hmmm, dunno if you seen this yesterday :)

( prodigy69 uncle 2.0, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 11:11, archived)

hahaha, no! I missed it
another classic :)
( The Great Architect, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 11:14, archived)

Yaayyyyy :)
Have you got an archive of all your socks?
I would bookmark such a page, for when I'm feeling blue :)
( Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 11:21, archived)

"inappropriate actors"
surely not being a member of equity would make him inappropriate to be cast?
(pdjpdj, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 11:03, archived)

your logic is without fault

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 11:07, archived)

mmm!
tasty!
*eats*

can't go wrong with a bit of fried gere..
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 10:54, archived)

Pah, that film glorifies being a 6ft stick of glue
and it's not her body, it's a prit-stick double

blah blah blah

(Woo! BTW)
( Colonel Dracula Is not as think as you drunk I am, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 10:54, archived)

I thought it was Pritt Ekland?
=)

( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 10:56, archived)

'nings father!

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 10:57, archived)

Oi oi wooden boy!
*dadhugs*

You in a better mood this morning?

Even though I smashed your Prodigy CD with a hammer?

( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 10:58, archived)

I dun't spose you can make the tubs can ya?


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 10:59, archived)

Bah!
No, I can't... I's got training to do all day.

Next time, Lumbertubs! *shakes fist*

( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 11:01, archived)

Bah! indeed . . .


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 11:02, archived)

oh yes......
did i mention,
i sold all your guitars on ebay for £3.27.
not eh, eh?

*runs for life*


( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 11:00, archived)

yep!
I bought them! *fetches wire cutters*


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 11:01, archived)

haha!

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 11:02, archived)

*breaks into Dave's while he's at the pub with TLH*
*unsteals*

*profits*

( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 11:02, archived)

hehehe!
what Kenny doesn't know is I've converted them all to banjoes . . .


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 11:04, archived)

*invents twang-metal*
*profits again*

( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 11:19, archived)

*buys guitars*
You can buy them back off me for... umm...

£5 and a bag of grapes?
( Sonic James Doom doesn't really want to teach anymore... oh well., Tue 16 Oct 2007, 11:01, archived)

Well, I don't know.
I don't want the Variax back...

( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 11:02, archived)

Ha ha
Fair enough, swapsie for an Epiphone Grabber Bass?
( Sonic James Doom doesn't really want to teach anymore... oh well., Tue 16 Oct 2007, 11:04, archived)

Ooh, could be interesting.
Tell me more...

( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 11:20, archived)

seedless?

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 11:02, archived)

Preferably yes...
or 'Ospital grapes, as the bloke in Commercial Road market used to bellow...
( Sonic James Doom doesn't really want to teach anymore... oh well., Tue 16 Oct 2007, 11:05, archived)

haha!

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 11:08, archived)

O_o

( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 11:01, archived)

erk!!
save me auntie IVV!!
*hammers on door*
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 11:03, archived)

I think you'll find your Auntie will be on my side in this.
She's never really liked you since the red-eyes thing.

( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 11:04, archived)

*sobs*

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 11:07, archived)

Oof! The punnage

( Colonel Dracula Is not as think as you drunk I am, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 10:58, archived)

Lt. Uhu-ra?

( The Great Architect, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 11:00, archived)

Hahaha!
'ning arch! I was trying to think of one . . . but I'm stuck

EDIT: How about Gloy McClure . . . ?


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 11:01, archived)

"She walked off the street, into his life, and made a mess in his pocket"
Pffft, woo!

(Marvin Kettle is boiling, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 10:56, archived)

like all good women do

(pdjpdj, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 10:57, archived)

Hahahaha!

( mediocre *canned laughter*, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 10:58, archived)

pffffft!
mmm sticky
( Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Tue 16 Oct 2007, 11:01, archived)

I'm waring a RAINBOW HAT
YAY.

Edit : also i like this.
Editedit : 'NING
( Caewan SIDEWAYS ICECREAMS YOU <3, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 11:13, archived)