Don't ask what I was thinking...


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( Chisel, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 11:44, archived)

you were thinking
'Oh bugger! Who's gonna blow me chimney up now!?'


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 11:45, archived)

help is at hand.


also, welcome chisel
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 11:51, archived)

\o/

( Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 11:52, archived)

Hahahahaaaaaaaa!
*claps and gleeees*


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 11:53, archived)

hehee!! :)

( prodigy69 uncle 2.0, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 11:53, archived)

*glees*

( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 11:53, archived)

hehehe, lovely :)

( The Great Architect, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 11:54, archived)

Congrats on your 28,000th post
*imagines nekkid Archie*


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 12:02, archived)

crikey, really?

( The Great Architect, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 12:33, archived)

I bet you were thinking about Fred!

( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 11:46, archived)

i'm thinking about
Fast Times at Ridgemont High
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 11:53, archived)

^this^
Kevin kline is one lucky fucker
( Joe Scaramanga - One DAY Left To Reclaiming his face, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 12:03, archived)

indeed he is

( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 12:05, archived)

haha
poor old Fred - his show were t'great
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 11:48, archived)

he was an ace bloke
he used to come and give guest lectures to us when I was studying in Bolton.
a few of us managed to get an invite around to his house as well.
really nice guy - and he even took a couple of pints with us.
( The Great Architect, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 11:49, archived)

I bet he had the frothiest ale available
and would only drink it from a cast iron jug
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 11:49, archived)

haha, not quite
after the first few, he didn't care how it was served from then on
( The Great Architect, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 11:50, archived)

hit the Breezers then did he?

( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 11:51, archived)

he was ahead of his time in having his own 'personal' 24 hour licensing laws
his regular was only about 3 mins walk from his house, and lock-ins were always the order of the day :)
( The Great Architect, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 11:55, archived)

proper lock-ins
with proper folk, including the local bobby - just finishing his shift.

*Remembers*

hang on - whose life is this?
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 11:56, archived)

Oh yes
did you ever see his shows from the 70's? He would take a chimney down by knocking out bricks at the base, putting in wooden beams and then burning the beams! Brilliant to watch.

And none of this safety cordon bollocks, all the local kids would gather round.
( Colonel Dracula Is not as think as you drunk I am, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 11:50, archived)

I reckon all the Health & Safety people were never let out to play as kids
"No Timmy - you can't go out to play with those horrid boys - you might catch Weils Disease from them"

"But mummmmmmmm"

"No - that's my final word on the subject. Now get on with your special jigsaw - have you found all the corners yet"

"No mum - I can't find any"

"That's right Timmy. That's right"
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 11:53, archived)

Ha Ha!
I have had to watch office health & safety videos, the only thing it doesnt warn you about is the piss-poor coffee the machine serves up.
( Colonel Dracula Is not as think as you drunk I am, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 11:56, archived)

our H&S guy used to show people a video of the Bradford Football stadium fire
more for shits and giggles than anything else I think
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 11:57, archived)

pfft

( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 11:56, archived)

^this^
greatest living dead Englishman. What is it with Bolton that it churns out so many geniuses?
( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 11:56, archived)

like vernon kay and sarah (FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SHUT UP!) cox?

( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 11:57, archived)

Thinking more
Peter Kay, Dave Spikey, Amir Khan and that ilk.
( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 12:02, archived)

Peter Kay is from Bolton?
no really?
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 12:02, archived)

*garlics bread*

( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 12:29, archived)

nice
he'd soon make sure her nipples were properly greased
( cumquat may lemon lime and bitter disappointment, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 11:49, archived)

then he'd polish his piston

( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 11:50, archived)

Pfft!
You can use a frotting pencil on that, rude to the lookout-valve on the fumpspoke, and you can cut out the felching altogether... as long as you rim the satchel-arm properly first.
( Colonel Dracula Is not as think as you drunk I am, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 11:53, archived)

I won't ask you if you don't ask me what I was thinking...


Yes, it's a pearoast but it isn't in a new thread so neh!
( Lazlo Woodbine Fancy being an internet DJ? Gaz me for details., Tue 16 Oct 2007, 11:51, archived)

haha!

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 11:52, archived)

hahaha "^TWAT^"

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 11:54, archived)

:D Woo and yay
He is a twat, but I do like him because he doesn't take any nonesense off chavs :D
( Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 11:54, archived)

:)

( prodigy69 uncle 2.0, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 11:52, archived)

http://www.b3ta.com/board/7707627
( Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 11:56, archived)

trying to make a webpage for them, but it's taking some time
as I'm focusing on getting a job
( prodigy69 uncle 2.0, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 12:04, archived)

:)
I'll let you off in that case ;)
Good luck with the search our Prodge
( Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 12:32, archived)