I just wanted to finish this off as quick as possible
Spent too long looking at Britneys horrible gash.



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( Harold Bishop's Love Child I feel 10 feet tall and strong as a Ox., Tue 16 Oct 2007, 14:15, archived)

Are you in the vinegar strokes now?

( mediocre FISTING FULL THROTTLE, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 14:16, archived)

Yeah, second time around. It's Arnies head that's working for me.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child I feel 10 feet tall and strong as a Ox., Tue 16 Oct 2007, 14:17, archived)

i keep thinking of all the axe wounds that arnie made in that film

( Thor_sonofodin Sent from my Nokia 9210 Communicator, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 14:22, archived)

It does show
or doesn't now
( riverghost I never forgive id=60692,84237!!!, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 14:16, archived)

better than looking at her face
...










source?
( Ain't nothin' but the E to the M to the motherfuckin' V cyberpimp, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 14:16, archived)

NO she wasn't that excited at the time

( riverghost I never forgive id=60692,84237!!!, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 14:17, archived)

oof!
right between the eyes
( Ain't nothin' but the E to the M to the motherfuckin' V cyberpimp, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 14:17, archived)

Mmmm, doughy thighs...

( Smallbrainfield is looking for fellow Battlefield 3 players, on PC, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 14:18, archived)

pffh wouldn't say no

( prodigy69 ecky ecky ecky ecky pitang zoop boing, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 14:19, archived)

yeasty fanny

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 14:19, archived)

Winnar!

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 14:20, archived)

Just one more and I can complete my life-size replica of the Taj Mahal

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 14:21, archived)

*sniff*
You used to like getting these.

:(
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 14:22, archived)

I still do
You don't know what this Taj Mahal replica means to me and my indian lodger :)
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 14:24, archived)

just one indian lodger?

( Thor_sonofodin Sent from my Nokia 9210 Communicator, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 14:27, archived)

you give it out too easily
or so I've heard.

Why doesn't Dixon's award say the "all new dixon bawls award..."
( Wasp Box www.waspbox.com/royal-family-calendar.htm, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 14:49, archived)

Oi there chap!
Did you make it to Blackpool in the end? ...and did you visit anywhere decent while you were here? :)
( Hamster Trippin' twitter.com/#!/HamsterTrippin, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 14:25, archived)

We did :)


Only got time to go to the pleasure beach and browse the illuminations -but we had a grand time :)
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 14:27, archived)

cor that lully!

( Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 14:28, archived)

Cheers fella :)

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 14:34, archived)

What happened to Nikon Fella?

( Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 14:35, archived)

sad news
www.b3ta.com/board/7707640
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 14:39, archived)

Shitbags!

( Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 14:41, archived)

oooh
best pic of blackpool I've seen. you should send this to the tourist info.
( drbroon drbroon.co.uk, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 14:29, archived)

Thanks muchly :)
It certainly doesn't show up the shit brown sea that was on display that day
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 14:34, archived)

Why did they build the pier
so far away from the sea?
( Barbarossa You'll only know I've left when I don't come back, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 14:29, archived)

To preempt global warming

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 14:32, archived)

to leave plenty of room
for dead chinese...
( Smash Monkey worth climbing a cheese for, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 14:32, archived)

that is really fantastic!
it would app-peir!
( Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Tue 16 Oct 2007, 14:32, archived)

*spang!*
now you deserved that ;)
( Smash Monkey worth climbing a cheese for, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 14:36, archived)

this is a very good pic
is that your one Indian lodger on the beach?

nice of you to take him to Blackppol
( Mighty Nibus SHUT UP YOU NOISY FUCKING GREEKS, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 14:35, archived)

cheers
Yeh - picking cockles like a good lad :)
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 14:37, archived)

Huzzah!
Lovely pic.

People think I'm mental when I tell them that Blackpool gets the best sunsets...

...but it does!
( Hamster Trippin' twitter.com/#!/HamsterTrippin, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 14:40, archived)

Thanks!
Yeh, it has perfect conditions - generally cloudy/unsettled skies, west-facing, with a dash of pollution

Was certainly one of the best sunsets I've seen for a while
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 14:42, archived)

are you sure?
1Dixon2Girls1Cup

gives me more fear.
( Thor_sonofodin Sent from my Nokia 9210 Communicator, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 14:23, archived)

I have refused (so far) to watch that video!

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 14:23, archived)

i tried to forget about it yesterday
then remembered just before i went to bed.

i watched and felt ill.
( Thor_sonofodin Sent from my Nokia 9210 Communicator, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 14:26, archived)

It's really not that bad
I just laughed at it, I didn't wank gag once.
( drbroon drbroon.co.uk, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 14:28, archived)

*giggles*
More of these please :-)
( Mrs Trellis has her two Misses Trellises at home :), Tue 16 Oct 2007, 14:25, archived)

jus add flour!

( drbroon drbroon.co.uk, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 14:20, archived)

pubic dandruff makes a grand alternative
a few drops of stray piss and voila - a frothy fanny batter starter for wonderful sour dough pizza.
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 14:22, archived)

I am still eating
please try harder

Hullo Dixon!
( mediocre FISTING FULL THROTTLE, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 14:25, archived)

Hullo Medi! :D

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 14:33, archived)

:o
That's a great source/pic you have there, but I'd hardly say Britney had 'doughy thighs'!
The percentage of the population have a little extra weight on them, and a lot of people who choose not to have pretty unhealthy ideas about why.
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 14:21, archived)

I never said she was fat
it's more a complexion thing, brought on by a crappy diet. She's a mess.
( Smallbrainfield is looking for fellow Battlefield 3 players, on PC, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 14:29, archived)

"Hear hear"
*likes doughy thighs*
( Joe Scaramanga Nothin's gonna stop me gettin' to the Caymans, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 14:32, archived)

*offers thighs up*
mine be doughy

*tenses*

now firm

I can be whatever you want me to be.
( drbroon drbroon.co.uk, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 14:34, archived)

yum
I was slightly enraged and embarrassed to be a human person when everyone was talking about "fat britney" on the mtv thingy. fair enough, she fucked up the performance gemini style, but she's certainly not fat by normal standards. She doesnt look like she's dying like paris and nicole however, so properly fat journos can think up puns about her being a fatty. I couldn't care less about britney, it's the people that these headlines affect that concern me.
( drbroon drbroon.co.uk, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 14:33, archived)

It was so harsh what they were saying
I thought she looked absolutely gorgeous at the VMAs. Best I've seen her looking.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child I feel 10 feet tall and strong as a Ox., Tue 16 Oct 2007, 14:36, archived)

LEAVE HER ALONE!!! *flails*

( prodigy69 ecky ecky ecky ecky pitang zoop boing, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 14:41, archived)

hahaha!
I was weeping and screaming while i wrote that.
( drbroon drbroon.co.uk, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 14:58, archived)

just finished looking through those links!!
great stuff!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 14:22, archived)

There's a christmas one
with Terry Waite as well somewhere, but I couldn't find that when I spazzed.
( Smallbrainfield is looking for fellow Battlefield 3 players, on PC, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 14:30, archived)

Heh
I ate Terry Waite's tart the other day, it was lovely.
( Ain't nothin' but the E to the M to the motherfuckin' V cyberpimp, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 15:12, archived)

There was a time (c.1999) when I would have crawled a mile across broken glass
just to wank over her shadow.

Funny how things change *trys to keep vom down*
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 14:20, archived)

has anyone noticed that britney's fannooja looks a bit like Arnie?

( drbroon drbroon.co.uk, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 14:21, archived)

He's tryng to sneak a nuke up her snizz
Yes that's right, her snizz has a snuke
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 14:24, archived)

cool
hasta la beef-flaps, baby
( drbroon drbroon.co.uk, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 14:26, archived)

I understood less than a fifth of 12% of that
and half as little again
( Mighty Nibus SHUT UP YOU NOISY FUCKING GREEKS, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 14:27, archived)

It's from a South Park episode
Terrorists hide a nuclear bomb up Hilary Clintons vag.

I havnt seen South Park in about 7 years, I now have sky & can watch it (it's really good IMO).
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 14:31, archived)

it is
if youre talking about south park.
( drbroon drbroon.co.uk, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 14:36, archived)

Yup, South Park
I have about 9 series (seasons) to catch up on and it's great.

I saw one the other day where Cartman becomes "Dog the bounty hunter", I almost hurt myself laughing!
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 14:39, archived)

www.allsp.com gives you all of them.

and yes, Dog the Bounty Hunter is awesome :)

Scott Tenorman must die is also superb.
( drbroon drbroon.co.uk, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 14:43, archived)

Ta
I know have hours of purile excellence to watch
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 14:49, archived)

best ever

( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 14:55, archived)

Um, can you fucking link that please?

( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 14:28, archived)

You want the Britney pic?

( Harold Bishop's Love Child I feel 10 feet tall and strong as a Ox., Tue 16 Oct 2007, 14:33, archived)

pffft!

( Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 14:36, archived)

Birtney + Commando
in google images will keep you in spaffing mode for a bit. If you find that angle attractive...
( Harold Bishop's Love Child I feel 10 feet tall and strong as a Ox., Tue 16 Oct 2007, 14:38, archived)

No
My boss just asked me what that was and I'd like you to link it rather than keep it on the board
( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 14:41, archived)

don't look at b3ta at work then?
It's not NSFW. It's a bit eurgh, but that's par for the course here. Hide the thread and move on (is my unhelpful, unsolicited advice)
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 14:59, archived)

I wasn't talking to you

( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 15:03, archived)

then use a private message
this is a public board, you put something on it, it's open to public viewing and response.
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 15:10, archived)

public gobshite
( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 15:14, archived)

Geoff the Clownfish A Massive Cunt



gosh, what a fun game.
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 15:19, archived)

Knock yourself out:
www.b3ta.com/questions/insults/
:¬)
( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 15:47, archived)

Too... much... choice...
*head assplodes*
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 16:01, archived)