under 50k? check
well shopped? check
hull-bound yet appropriately humorous content? check
are you sure you're new round here?
well done. have a 'woo!'
( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 19:24, archived)

yep im a noob
but maybe one of the rare ones that reads the FAQ!

always up for a good choppin too
(elemental hates blue trains, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 19:34, archived)

So were the McCanns

( Koba Swim across the Volga and get my kite back Dmitry, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 20:05, archived)