in honour of the forthcoming film

there's two compo entries in one here, can you spot them both?

edit: although shirley bindun at some point in the past

From the Inappropriate Actors challenge. See all 558 entries (closed)

(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 15:02, archived)

pfff
TOAK?
( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 15:05, archived)

there's a new fillum?
is there any saturday morning tv left not currently being raped by hollywood?

also, one of my favourite films Death Race 2000 is being remade :(

i'll have to go through the whole 'no, the other Death Race 2000' crap.
( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 15:05, archived)

Urrrgh
Bet they'll do a Rollerball on it and leave out the whole social commentary aspect.
( Tribs is out of chocolate on, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 15:07, archived)

and the daft lunacy of the whole thing
one of the few cheaply made overly ambitious films that's actually really enjoyable to watch.
( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 15:10, archived)

I might be wrong but,
They'll probably call it Death Race 3000 for fear of Americans thinking it to be a historical documentary.

I have not seen many films shittier than the rollerball remake, it was only missing TV's Superman Dean Cain to make it truly shite and therefore worth watching.
( Gregor Lenko, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 16:01, archived)

TURBO BOOST!!

I heard they're doing a new t.v series, without teh hoff
( prodigy69 uncle 2.0, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 15:06, archived)

they've tried that before, it was awful
team knightrider or summat.
( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 15:07, archived)

ooh god I remember that now

( prodigy69 uncle 2.0, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 15:08, archived)

Nice but...
...couldn't you add another frame about having to go to the fridge for a beer?
(Gobshite, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 15:38, archived)

michael knight
does not drive drunk you gobshite
(plus it'd push me over the limit)
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 16:04, archived)

No alcohol beer of course!
...washed down with a couple of litres of vodka perhaps? Then chundering flat out on the floor?
(Gobshite, Thu 18 Oct 2007, 10:21, archived)