Paul Daniels in a van

(ham)
( Obz Click, ting, stamps, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 12:07, archived)

what the fuck?
That doesn't even rhyme! What are you blithering on about, man, it's not "Cockney Assonance Slang".
( Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 12:09, archived)

haha
this challenge is ridiculous.
I'm going to post some of my old pictures and say they rhyme with something.
Look elephant wearing a hat..... fat! woo!
( mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 12:10, archived)

*head in hands*
my vote would've counted... and I wasted it! WASTED IT!

*grieves for all the dogs who will never have amoosing noses*
( Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 12:11, archived)

post a dog
with amusing nose - say its slang for hose, pose, froze etc
( rhuby, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 12:15, archived)

hehe
IT DOES!..

"oi mate.. got any paul Daniels in a Van?"
/opens fridge
"no"
( Obz Click, ting, stamps, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 12:10, archived)

Change it to
"Dan in a van" then...
( bob dinosaur, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 12:13, archived)

no,
I mean "Van" doesn't rhyme with "Ham", see?
( Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 12:15, archived)

that's what makes
it funny
( mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 12:25, archived)

right.
oh yes. i see what you mean now.
( Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 12:27, archived)

Seen this site:
www.cockneyrhymingslang.co.uk/
(Boo-Tokk is all hot and bothered, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 12:14, archived)

he's 'avin' a go luv
cor blimey,
my missus gets just like you when it's "that time of the month"
( M@rkoni, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 12:15, archived)

he he
you said Assonance
( Gingey is able to shoot Mind Bullets, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 12:15, archived)

As you go further down the list
it gets more intellectual
( Mond, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 12:20, archived)

erm
that rhymes

because thats magic.
(Coppa, Sat 8 Feb 2003, 14:57, archived)

Just looking through the compo entries so far
and this one made me laugh out loud. It's just so... stupid.
Woo yay to you.
( wayward., Fri 7 Feb 2003, 14:03, archived)