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( Leningrad, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 4:51, archived)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH!
WHO IN HELL IS THAT FLAT CAP GUY?
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 4:55, archived)

teh teh teh teh TEH TEH TEH TEH TEH

( Leningrad, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 5:06, archived)

that thing is just wrong.
it's a skull with sideburns, in an ugly hat and a cheap shirt.

_{apologies if this is someone's dear departed favourite uncle stanley.}
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 5:16, archived)

Aye, but would ye fuck it?

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 5:22, archived)

he is a talented poet!
OLD FAITHFUL
by
Alan Cameron

When I were a lad I had me a dog
He were honest and faithfull and good
And if I told him sit then I knew for a fact
That sooner or later he would.

One morning I fell in the river
And I thought I'd be certain to drown
Old Faithfull were barking and wagging his tail
And when I floated by he sat down.

Next day I were out hunting rabbits
He just sat and he watched with a grin
And when I were knackered and ready to drop
He put out his fag and joined in.

Well the years fast did roll and old Faithfull grew old
And one day he were laid out in't sand
So I knelt down beside him and cradled his head
And the swine took a lump out me hand.

Then one day the doctor came to me said
"Next time that there's trouble wi't pet
Please don't send for me I'm a doctor
What you need to send for is vet!"

I said "Now that you're famous you're choosey
Young fella you'd best watch your step
It were different with young Elvis Presley
When he had same trouble with Shep"

Well old Faithfull's gone where the good doggies go
And no more will he be suffering
There'll be no fleas to bite him no cats to scatch him
And he won't hear the Rolling Stones sing.

So all you young lads heed my warning
If you're thinking of getting a dog
He might just turn out like old Faithfull
So take my advice... GET A FROG!
( Leningrad, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 5:26, archived)

doctor dyslexia should record this.
that's not poetry, that's typing.

/capote.
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 5:30, archived)

i'll combine it with lennigrad's song tomorrow as long as someone reminds me to.

(captain freedom : a walking abortion, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 5:32, archived)

OK!
i'll try if i remember to.
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 5:36, archived)

only if he were dead.

( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 5:29, archived)

HERE IS AN EXCITABLE KITTEN INSTEAD.
 
www.flickr.com/photos/tandooribone/1613378720
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 5:44, archived)

oh my.
he does look excited.

and i have to devote a couple of evenings to flickr soon, i have a ton of images to sort out and upload there.
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 5:47, archived)

oh god, i found his website...
www.alancameron.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/

he's been on countdown!


( Leningrad, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 5:25, archived)

tell me this is shopped.

(captain freedom : a walking abortion, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 5:27, archived)

Definately this^^^

(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 12:50, archived)

WHAT IS IT A LEPERCHAUN?!

( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 5:31, archived)

he's met ken dodd!

( Leningrad, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 5:25, archived)

this one is my favorite.
www.alancameron.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/photo/alan-count.jpg

does he have like a disorder or something?
(captain freedom : a walking abortion, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 5:29, archived)

holy fucking shit look what i found on his site


WHAT?!
( Leningrad, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 5:33, archived)

i thought the queen mother had been buried.
they kept her skin, obviously.
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 5:35, archived)

oh my god
www.alancameron.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/animations/Anim-2-cloud9.gif
( Agent Muu b3ta.com/board/9745928 <- b3taday festivities!, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 5:40, archived)

hahahaha

( Leningrad, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 5:41, archived)

it's just...
WHAT
( Agent Muu b3ta.com/board/9745928 <- b3taday festivities!, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 5:43, archived)

*saves for later ab|use*

( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 5:45, archived)

oh my god.
I couldn't stop laughing.
(captain freedom : a walking abortion, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 5:47, archived)

( Leningrad, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 5:50, archived)

hahaha YES

( Agent Muu b3ta.com/board/9745928 <- b3taday festivities!, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 5:55, archived)

i love you.

(captain freedom : a walking abortion, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 6:10, archived)

I CAN HAS NO NEK!

( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 5:48, archived)

KILL THEM IN THE FACE

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 5:43, archived)

he looks a bit like erstwhile boarder pootle
does he ever come round any more?
( new_matt, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 13:05, archived)

THAT IS TOO GOOD
 
Yoo and way, I dare say!
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 4:57, archived)

yaaaay :D

( executiverocker is going to post a thread on Reddit, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 4:58, archived)

click
ace
( Hummel has had balls removed, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 5:06, archived)

now i have to record this as a song.

(captain freedom : a walking abortion, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 5:14, archived)

this is causing me
to forcibly remove your genius from you and beat you with it until dead.
sorry, it's your own doing.
( zog knees! knees! nuh nuh nuh nuh knees!, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 14:51, archived)

That ^
Clearly needs to be set to music...
(EricPhillips, Sat 27 Oct 2007, 19:35, archived)

In my head
It's going something like the White Stripes' Icky Thump.
( Beve The Spaniard broke off his horse's head, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 2:14, archived)