Brad & Angelina celebrate the birth of their baby

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( Emvee Stark The King in the North London, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 10:38, archived)

by Manley?

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 10:39, archived)

paving a hoo?

( pzyko vs the truth about electric can opener reviews, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 10:44, archived)

Shaking a tit
, thats just as bad
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 10:51, archived)

shaving a hit

( pzyko vs the truth about electric can opener reviews, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 10:56, archived)

blue peter audition
here is one I made earlier.
(waxdart after 5 months away - back to standup comedy:), Thu 25 Oct 2007, 10:39, archived)

yup, but still good to see :)
/will no doubt be done several more times this week as well :)
( The Great Architect, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 10:39, archived)

'Ning Archie
How's yourself?
( Mrs Trellis has her two Misses Trellises at home :), Thu 25 Oct 2007, 10:41, archived)

losing battles with vegetable slicers since 8pm last night
aside from that, fine :)
/your good self?
( The Great Architect, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 10:43, archived)

That sounds nasty
What happened?

I'm good, waiting for last night's vodka to wear off...
( Mrs Trellis has her two Misses Trellises at home :), Thu 25 Oct 2007, 10:47, archived)

yay for vodka fuelled shennigans!

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 10:51, archived)

Not had any for ages
So it's hit me a little hard
( Mrs Trellis has her two Misses Trellises at home :), Thu 25 Oct 2007, 10:52, archived)

me - potatoes - 'V'-slicer - fingers - blood - lots of
glad to hear you're ok
( The Great Architect, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 10:53, archived)

AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

*runs away with fingers in eyes*

lalalalalalalalala I can't hear you
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 10:55, archived)

I could show you....

( The Great Architect, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 10:58, archived)

I saw enough when I worked in hotel kitchens

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 10:59, archived)

*cringes*
if you'd just worded this differently i could have done my 'I didn't know you played the mandolin' joke
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 10:56, archived)

I don't now, I have stubs where my fingers once were...
/ok, not really, but it feels like that today, I have a hand banadaged like a prop from 'curse of the Mummy's tomb'
( The Great Architect, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 10:57, archived)

:(
ouch

*soothes with sexings*
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 10:59, archived)

*cor*

( The Great Architect, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 11:01, archived)

Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow
Those mandolin slicers are just plain evil
( Mrs Trellis has her two Misses Trellises at home :), Thu 25 Oct 2007, 10:56, archived)

Yes. They are.
*winces* - it hurts when I type
( The Great Architect, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 10:58, archived)

Type with your other hand then
*soothes*
( Mrs Trellis has her two Misses Trellises at home :), Thu 25 Oct 2007, 11:00, archived)

o..k.. m..a..y.. t.a..k..e.. a..w..h..i..l..e...th..o.u.g..h.

( The Great Architect, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 11:01, archived)

*THURSDAYS*
*glomp-smoosh-sex-smoosh-slurp-jiggle-glomp*
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 10:52, archived)

huzzah!
*Thursdays actions*
( The Great Architect, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 10:53, archived)

Pfft!
*wipes*
( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 10:40, archived)

nope not a clue

( prodigy69 's World of Stuff, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 10:40, archived)

^ this ^
^?
( Wobbly Bloke is the number one cunt kicker in on, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 10:41, archived)

It's a pile of shit
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/5024396.stm
( Barbarossa Barbarossa Barbarossa Barbarossa Barbarossa, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 10:42, archived)

I wonder if they did it on purpose,
knowing about this site..
( ClanSoul thanks, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 10:44, archived)

yea cause Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are always on here

( prodigy69 's World of Stuff, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 10:45, archived)

I was taking the piss.

( ClanSoul thanks, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 10:46, archived)

no shit sherlock

( prodigy69 's World of Stuff, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 10:47, archived)

But there is shit, at the top of this thread.

( ClanSoul thanks, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 10:48, archived)

you're not wrong.

( prodigy69 's World of Stuff, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 10:49, archived)

nice name
Prownbants, nah
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 10:46, archived)

Haha
I see Trissus Mellis has done the same
( ClanSoul thanks, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 10:46, archived)

evmee
just doesn't work
( Emvee Stark The King in the North London, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 10:48, archived)

eemve

(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 10:50, archived)

hahaha!
good one :)
( pzyko vs the truth about electric can opener reviews, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 10:40, archived)

Tries to block out the turd
Have pea

( XLVII can't see any images hosted on b3ta server :(, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 10:46, archived)

that's reet grand

( prodigy69 's World of Stuff, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 10:48, archived)

Thank you
& much more appealing than poo

:)
( XLVII can't see any images hosted on b3ta server :(, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 10:58, archived)

dare I say again that I like this?

( pzyko vs the truth about electric can opener reviews, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 10:49, archived)

:)
Ning!
( XLVII can't see any images hosted on b3ta server :(, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 11:08, archived)

ohh
ace!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 10:50, archived)

Cor!
Brill!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Jaffa cakes only 500 calories per box - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 10:53, archived)

:)

( mediocre HONKA HONKA, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 10:56, archived)

Hackers?
lully
( chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 10:59, archived)

USE THE LAPTOP IN THE PHONEBOOTH

( gronkpan I still miss you Geoff, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 10:59, archived)

mmmm
would etc
( Emvee Stark The King in the North London, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 11:00, archived)

i love this image
yay
( crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 11:01, archived)

Arf!
Took me a second!
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 10:46, archived)

I'm going to stick this here, if you don't mind
because it really isn't worth a new thread.


( The Hedgehog From Hell should be drowned like a superfluous kitten, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 10:50, archived)

arf!

( pzyko vs the truth about electric can opener reviews, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 10:52, archived)

Pffftttt....
^{MORE COFFEE IN THE KEYBOARD}
( Wobbly Bloke is the number one cunt kicker in on, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 10:54, archived)

pfffft
that made me chuckle
( Emvee Stark The King in the North London, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 10:57, archived)

hahahahaha
WOO!
( Thor_sonofodin Sent from my Nokia 9210 Communicator, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 10:52, archived)

they should create a new profile for it

( cumquat may because you're mine, I walk the lino, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 11:14, archived)