My bot is housebroken.


From the Robots challenge. See all 438 entries (closed)

( bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:12, archived)

Aaaargh!
When the Machine Revolution comes, I'm sure that will be one of the ringleaders of the human genocide.
( Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:13, archived)

*fears*
This contraption shall some day rule us.

I know it
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:15, archived)

I imgine the bag filled with minced human matter
and microbiotic organism would break it down and turn it into a gas used for robot fuel.

edit: woo by the way
( hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:16, archived)

the minced human matter is transmitted over telephone line
Do not pick up your phone!

This is good
( Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:18, archived)

Would it be transmitted into the ears or the mouth?

( Fluffy elephants, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:20, archived)

Surely that depends on which way up you hold the reciever..
Unless it's both...

DEAR GOD
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:22, archived)

DEAR GOD

( hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:23, archived)

SWEET CHRIST

( hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:25, archived)

OH MY BUDDHA

( hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:26, archived)

ALLAH AAAWWW SHHEEIT!

( hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:26, archived)

'Oh My Buddha'
Sounds like a corny television show.

Bugger, I must be off now. Work to be done. Sigh.
( Fluffy elephants, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:31, archived)

Dear God,
How are you.

Please invent a phone with meat-transmitters.

Thanks.

Buddah.
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:26, archived)

This ^^
verily this.
by tea-time tomorrow as well, I'll be hungry again for meats then.
( evilstevie, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:28, archived)

Nothing like a meat hunger

( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:38, archived)

grr!

( Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:24, archived)

HARR ^_^

( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:25, archived)

mouth of course!
unless you hold the receiver the wrong way up
( Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:23, archived)

BT are gonna have a lot of complaints...

( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:22, archived)

Eurgh.
There's something slightly yucky about that.

'Yucky' makes me sound like a fourteen year old American. Ah well.
( Fluffy elephants, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:17, archived)

a/s/l?
lol!
( hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:23, archived)

4/f/hiding in the airing-cupboard - shhhhh
/maddie
( evilstevie, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:27, archived)

Erm,
37/Androgynous/Cuba.

Oh, wait, you wanted my A/S/L. Silly me.
( Fluffy elephants, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:29, archived)

woo
but with a side order of "disturbed" to go with it.
first thought - "nice adjustable coil-over suspension"
second thought - "my house is botbroken"????
/slow reader tonight
( evilstevie, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:29, archived)

broken - but clean!
that's my bot!
( bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:39, archived)

Woosome beyond words......
Love it......
( The invisable man If I don't reply, My computer keeps dying suddenly, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 22:26, archived)